Bootts, HaashTag, and Allona recap the BIG NEWS about the fourth GW2 expansion, Secrets of the Obscure! And yet they forget to talk about that 4-armed dude in a bunch of the artwork. How? I have no idea. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Bootts, HaashTag, and Allona (mostly) forego regular show topics. Please enjoy their retrospective chat of the past 10 years of GW2! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Bootts and Allona have a fun chit chat about GW2 in general, Dragon Bash and Dungeon changes in particular, and go all in on Carnival weapons... because reasons. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona discuss the conclusion of End of Dragons (spoilers if'n you haven't finished) and recap the exciting news from Guild Wars 2 Headquarters! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona go over the release of End of Dragons and give their non-spoilery thoughts on what they've experienced thus far. Also... Raaaaammmmaaaaaa. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jump into 2022 with predictions, tips, and nonsense! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

... for Allona, who thought this was posted a week ago but missed hitting 'publish'. Bootts and Allona talk about the last Beta event and the medium armour specs. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jibber jabber about new elite specs, Halloween, green screens of death, and – you know – stuff. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Allona and Bootts welcome the return of HaashTag! There was lots to talk about... let's get down to it. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Bootts and Allona recap and opionionize on this week's End of Dragons: First Look livestream... and the new official website (that's maybe just Allona). Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Bootts and Allona power through without the delightful HaashTag. There was so much news to discuss that Allona forgot half of the things she had planned to bring up... classic. Bootts, as always, is a font of knowledge. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona have a lovely chat about what they've been up to in game and recap the most recent GW2 news. And, of course, they bash some dragons... but not Aurene. Never Aurene. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona go over the recent balance patch and the Living World Return Season 2! No manatee singing occurs during this podcast. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Bootts and Allona welcome the triumphant return of HaashTag! There was plenty of GW2 news to talk about... the Icebrood Saga conclusion, the summer roadmap, and more! Check it out! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Bootts once again joins Allona! They go over Super Adventure Box and, you know, contests... and stuff. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Bootts once again joins Allona! They go over GW2 news including the most recent story release, Balance. There are spoilers. There are rambling segues. It was a good time. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

There has been a series of unfortunate events and this episode is being posted unforgivingly late. Even so, please accept Allona's sincerest apologies. The news that Bootts and Allona cover may be out of date but the banter... the banter is timeless. Support the show

Allona is joined by guest host, Bootts for the first official show of 2021! What did they talk about? Every. Dang. Thing. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona go into all sorts of spoilery thoughts about Guild Wars 2: Icebrood Saga – Champions: Chapter 1 – Truce! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona celebrate Halloween in GW2 as well as 'spotliking' the GW2 Art Collective! That's pretty much it... a good time was had by all and absolutely no mistakes were made! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona may have had some last minute technical recording issues, but that didn't stop them from discussing the new fractal, Sunqua Peak and the trials and tribulations of their first funthrough)! In other news, HaashTag is finally persuaded to buy a second outfit. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona delayed the show a week on the hopes and dreams of a big announcement. AND... #CanthaConfirmed! The good times don't end there... the 8th anniversary, massive update to skimmers, quality of life updates, and more! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona go full in on spoilers for Jormag Rising, have MANY opinions, and share a fantastic fan theory. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona briefly discuss Dragon Bash, recap the recent balance patch, have opinions on wording, right the shame of missed listener emails (bad Allona), and launch a Patreon... yup. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona chit chat about what they've been up to in GW2 (hint: not doing metas) and talk about FASHION and the upcoming Dragon Bash. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Haashtag and Allona have spoilerific discussions about the new Living World episode, No Quarter! (Spoiler talk is called out before we start in on it... so yer safe to dive in.) Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona are back, back, back again! There's SAB news, there's anniversary news, there's... more other news. And most importantly, there's laughter. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona are enjoying all the great GW2 news... like Visions of the Past which include Season 1 missions! SEASON 1, PEOPLE! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona had literally a billion* GW2 news updates to go over. (*Note: It's way less than a billion.) Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona jump right in to the new year with GW2 news, their sorta pathetisad 2020 predictions (thank goodness listener predictions were on point), and laughs... always laughs. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona talk about the last QoL/Balance update, their adventures hunting cheevos, and Allona goes on a rant about the Raven Sanctum questions (after being goaded by HaashTag)! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona return from a break to a whole heap of news and get down to business to chat about the newest Living World chapter, Whisper in the Dark! No story spoilers but they do go all in on everything else. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona try to only spoil non-story elements of the prologue, Bound by Blood, and maybe get a little competitive with cheevos. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona dust off their podcasting cobwebs and get right down to business! The Saga, the presentation, the magazine, the sheer number of times Allona can say "attention to detail"... it's all on set out on the proverbial table. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona have a lot to go over before their August break begins... The Festival of the Four Winds! A cryptic end-of-August announcement! All the tin foil hatting that comes with cryptic announcements! Bonus post end credit content with even more tin foil hatting, because they just can't stop! And more! Support the show…

HaashTag and Allona have some laughs, get super excited about getting mail, go over the summaries for the recent balance patch, and – yes, your ears aren't hearing things – that is a budgie you hear in the background periodically. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona talk dragon bash, the upcoming WvW event, and have a few laughs along the way. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona are on the receiving end of technical shenanigans, answer questions from chat, and get almost nowhere in the show notes. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona have wonderful GW2 timing. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona have a MASSIVE balance patch, a trailer, a new mount announcement, new events, and hot tubs to talk about... let's get this party started! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona have a good time chatting generally about ye ol' GW2... and Super Adventure Box... and the Welcome Back initiative... and Haashtag has MANY thoughts on each and every topic! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona chat about the Warclaw, review the balance patch summaries, and let everyone know how they can share their Love4Arenanet. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona sat down to do a reg'lar show when luck and happenstance gifted them surprise guest host, Spirit, from the Relics of Orr podcast! Not only was there a small GW2 update, but GW1 also had news and an update... WHAT YEAR IS THIS?! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona are joined by special guest, Bootts for this JAM PACKED episode! We have Lunar New Year; we have spoilery All or Nothing thoughts; and finally, the original point of the first episode of the year, we have predictions for GW2! We will not be contained! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona realized they could not let the Living World trailer for All or Nothing go untalked about! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag and Allona return (after too long of a break) to a much more extensive Wintersday release than they anticipated! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Haashtag, Allona, and Hunter banter on the extreme edges of what most people would consider to be civilized conversation as they discuss Guild Wars 2's latest update, A Star To Guide Us, Jahai Bluffs, and more! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

Haashtag, Hunter, and Allona talk about the upcoming Living World episode A Star To Guide Us, crackpot theories, and the usual bickering about details. Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona celebrate GW2's 6th anniversary, enjoy some new novelty items, and summarize the recent balance patch... all while sitting on our free chairs! Support the showHosts of Ascalon

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona catch up on GW2 news and stuff. Nuthin' fancy...just chats. Support the showHosts of Ascalon