On their way into Germany, the Top Men confront suspected spies aboard their train, but things don’t go as smoothly as planned, and they are rescued from the Stasi’s scrutiny by an unlikely passenger. Once in the town of Ludwigsfelde, the team plans and executes an infiltration into the castle of Baron von Papen, attempting to retrieve Alexander th…

After sneaking into the Basilica Cistern at night, the Top Men navigate the dimly lit underground chamber looking for the X that marks the spot on their map. Discovering a hidden room, they uncover their next clue, directing them towards the German consulate where important records are kept.Goonie’s World Podcast

In the 1950s, a shadowy unit of the US Government called the Top Men sends three of its agents on a quest to find the lost tomb of Alexander the Great. In competition with the Soviets, the team begins their mission in Istanbul where they are slated to meet a contact with intel on Alexander’s breastplate.…

Bing, Bart, and River are surprised when the three non-human entities they met in the darkened woods agree to answer their questions. However, there is a substantial catch. After their encounter, they head back to Fairbanks, satisfied they’ve achieved their goals. But before Bing and Bart leave Alaska, the whole team decides to drop in on their acq…

Having encountered a hostile Bigfoot while investigating the crashed pyramid UFO and its badly burnt occupants, the team tries to deescalate a dangerous situation. Following that, they land in the tiny village of Anaktuvuk Pass where the next day, they travel to the sight of the newly formed mound that River had spotted before.…

After meeting a suspicious man in the airport hangar, Bing, Bart, and River take to the skies, headed towards a mysterious mound. Along the way, their attention is diverted to a column of smoke coming from the ground below, and the team lands for a closer inspection.Goonie’s World Podcast

Self-proclaimed cryptozoologist Bart Garfinkle and gonzo journalist Bing Kingsley team up once again to investigate Bigfoot and other mysteries in the Alaska Triangle. After arriving at a log cabin in Fairbanks, they get a visit from a vaguely familiar local man who mentions strange lights in the sky. Afterwards, they meet up with bush pilot River …

The sky whalers clash with a Saturnian Shiftbeast aboard the Lodestone, leading to an alarming outcome for one. Later, as the Jovians attempt to haul their prize back to Port Hallwark, they are confronted by Captain Michel in his ship the Calypso. A knock-down-drag-out battle inevitably follows.Goonie’s World Podcast

As Xavier Barbeau hangs suspended in Jupiter’s deep atmosphere hunting the legendary Blubberalla, Philbert Edward Glass and Dr. Anias Ambercrom are attacked by kite creatures onboard the HMS Jover. Afterwards, as they continue their journey, Philbert’s compass starts to spin wildly, and they spot what must be the Lodestone, drifting in the clouds. …

On the floating Jovian city of Port Hallwark, three sky whalers are on their way to an appointment when they are ambushed by Saturnian thugs. After a chaotic brawl, Lord Dol De Venus, their sometime employer, offers them a contract to find and retrieve a strange ship that may contain great treasure. Unfortunately, the unsavory Captain Michel also h…

Following the defeat of Lesdy’s entourage, the party eventually tracks her to a familiar room, where they are forced to make a tough decision. Their options are clear: take the easy way out by killing Lesdy or join her in a seemingly suicidal battle against Fletcher and the gutworm.Goonie’s World Podcast

Emerging from a pit of rotblack, the ferocious gutworm attacks, forcing the outmatched party to reluctantly retreat and discover alternative passageways within the Accursed Den. Eventually, they find themselves in an impossible greenhouse where they are introduced to Lesdy and her zealous followers.Goonie’s World Podcast

After a deleterious fight with a dog-sized spider, Keftar, Eldar, and Belum continue to explore the Accursed Den and encounter a tall, tattooed cannibal named Fletcher. He has no desire to hand over the missing heir but agrees to if the party gets rid of a troublesome woman named Lesdy.Goonie’s World Podcast

Recognized for their potential greatness, three heretical prisoners are tasked with retrieving the Shadow King’s son and heir, Aldon, from the Accursed Den, a dark place that in whose depths, they are forewarned, an enormous creature hungers.Goonie’s World Podcast

Having followed a trail of breadcrumbs to the abandoned Galaxyland amusement park, the superheroes enter the funhouse and discover that what lies within is anything but fun. Afterwards, a final showdown with an archrival from the past settles the score for good.Goonie’s World Podcast

Helping Hand, The Rizzler, and Massiah interrogate the super-villainess Coup de Gracie and discover her method of escape from Marx Federal Penitentiary. With help from the followers of Mike Kidd’s stream, the superheroes are quickly able to gather clues and ascertain the location of the mastermind in charge.…

When supervillains violently interrupt a hockey game at which a silver age superhero is being honored, two young attendees make their superhero debuts and join forces with the veteran to save the day.Goonie’s World Podcast

Roach, Nyx, and Percy inspect the treasure-trove of Arcana and contemplate their exit strategy. Back outside in the marsh, the heroes are met with one final surprise. Whatever future lies in store for them, it will most certainly be odd.Goonie’s World Podcast

The explorers enter the skull of the Star Child and descend underground where they are forced to fight their greatest foes to date. Their prize is the loot of a lifetime, but is it too good to be true?Goonie’s World Podcast

Percy, Roach, and Nyx finally mount an expedition to Hopesend, intent on finding Father Moon’s hidden cache of Arcana. After encountering the dreaded Leviathan from onboard the Queen Silky, the explorers make it to the village and hire a guide, taking them into perilous marshland.Goonie’s World Podcast

In the late 1800s, three diverse individuals with equally diverse agendas find themselves on a mysterious island in the north Atlantic. Presented with unimaginable horrors, the team struggles to survive while maintaining their sanity.Goonie’s World Podcast

With a fire spreading from the basement of Moonstone House, the adventurers race against time to discover any Arcana or valuables left behind and encounter more of the mad Moon family along the way.Goonie’s World Podcast

Upon entering Moonstone House, Nyx, Roach, and Percy discover that it isn’t as vacant as they’d hoped. After an explosive fight on the first floor, the explorers head upstairs and find themselves in yet another dust-up.Goonie’s World Podcast

Three citizens of Bastion — a sprawling, industrial city — band together and rent a loft in a boarding house, planning to someday explore the vast world of wonder they live in. After a lucky gambling bet, the adventurers head out to an old, abandoned mansion with full salvage rights.Goonie’s World Podcast

The fireworks have been loaded; the beans have been eaten, and the final countdown has begun. Many goblins have fallen along the way, but for the few brave survivors, it’s time to conquer their final task of rocketing to the moon. Will they beat the odds and realize their dream or will they screw it up as only goblins can and die predictably?…

The goblins finally finish the construction of their fart rocket and move it into position, but not before several die due to extraordinary incompetence, and a devious misfortune throws them for a loop.Goonie’s World Podcast

The goblins begin the incredibly lethal process of building their fart rocket on the Magical Explosion Testing Grounds, gathering additional tools and supplies from a nearby junk pile.Goonie’s World Podcast

Venturing into the Dunn Inn, the goblins attempt to get past a bugbear guard and abscond with fireworks. Later, a misfortune involving orcs unexpectedly complicates their mission to steal a can opener from the barracks kitchen.Goonie’s World Podcast

The goblins try their pathetic best to steal barrels of TNT from the Camp Defenses and transport them to the Magical Explosions Testing Grounds for eventual use in their fart rocket construction.Goonie’s World Podcast

In this session zero episode, the players create their clutches – groups of five stupid, scrawny goblins spawned in the Green Pits beneath the Great Battle Camp. Next, they determine what their quest will be and how to go about achieving it. The plan is broken down into three tasks, each with three stages. With the setup complete, all that’s left n…

After a chaotic maritime chase and deadly fight on board The Dreadyacht, the lifeguards are confronted by Keith and eventually square off with Chuck himself, attempting to end the monster’s reign of terror once and for all.Goonie’s World Podcast

Investigating at the marina, the lifeguards meet a colorful local who provides them with valuable insights as well as a helpful tool of his own design. Afterwards, following a lead, the Floridians make a shocking discovery about a fellow team member.Goonie’s World Podcast

Searching for a runaway dog, the lifeguards uncover a secret section of beach, and later, discover more clues hiding behind locks in Lifeguard Tower 1.Goonie’s World Podcast

The lifeguards have an altercation with drug dealers on the beach and manage to get some key info about the supplier of sand. Unfortunately, something bad washes up on shore the next day.Goonie’s World Podcast

Experienced lifeguards Tami Lee, Ivan “Van” Semenov, and Buzz Malibu are hired for nightshift positions at Coral Rock Resort, located on tiny San Paco Island off the southwest tip of Florida. After discovering a bite mark on one of the resort guests, they’re told of recent shark attacks and the disappearance of a trainee that may be connected. In a…

Crossing the Triangular Sea, Rufus, Merrium, and Puck come upon marine creatures with desirous intent, but they strike a deal and are gifted a magical weapon, along with directions to a secret entrance into Lupercalis’ lair on the Island of Exiles. At last, the three bold heroes face off with the terrible dragon, the fate of the infant Poppy restin…

After agreeing to rescue the waterman held hostage by bandits in a nearby lighthouse, the party’s plan to split up goes awry, and they each find themselves engaged in losing battles. In the end, only cooperation and creativity allow them to prevail.Goonie’s World Podcast

Having reached the city of Illyria, the party is devastated to discover that a tragedy has befallen Poppy’s clockmaker relatives. Taking the baby to the Temple of the Triacontagon, they are dealt yet another unexpected blow when it's revealed that there’s something terribly wrong with her. Now the heroes are forced to embark on a seemingly suicidal…

Guided by the soft red glow of bioluminescent fungi, the adventurers traverse the goblin shortcut known as the Underdark Road. Confronted by such creatures as the Norker, Invisible Hobo, and Dire Geesemen, they nevertheless press on until they reach the Upside Down City.Goonie’s World Podcast

While bivouacking along the way to Illyria, Puck, Merrium, and Rufus are attacked in the night, leaving one of them barely clinging to life. The next day, an encounter with a hill giant leads them to a cave and a potential shortcut.Goonie’s World Podcast

At a tavern in the village of Varna, a cutpurse, bounty hunter, and fortuneteller learn of great riches to be found in the city of Illyria. After assisting a local with a romantic dilemma, the treasure seekers travel south on a rutted, dirt road, eventually stopping at a wayside shrine. What they find there is perhaps even more precious than treasu…

Once inside the late Erasmus De Rippe’s manor, Percival Skorbeck, Chadwick Southwark, and Orchid Calaver enter the basement and discover a possible means of defeating Firiel. Tracking the demon to a church, the team finally faces off with their foe.Goonie’s World Podcast

The gathered devise a method of summoning the demon Firiel into the material world, but unforeseen circumstances result in evil being unleashed upon the streets of Sourshire.Goonie’s World Podcast

Three strangers are brought together on a dark night to discuss and hopefully defeat a supernatural adversary that has affected each of them.Goonie’s World Podcast

Rescuing Roger Goode from his cell in the dungeons of Nottingham Castle, the outlaws attempt a dangerous escape, eventually making it back to Sourhampton. There’s no time to celebrate, however, as they quickly learn of an impending attack on the village by Flemish mercenaries sent by the Sheriff. Together with the villagers and Lovely Lads, the PRB…

Having summoned the demon Firiel, the heroes are granted magical powers to aid them in rescuing Roger Goode. After some preparation, the outlaws execute their plan and make their way into the dreaded dungeons of Nottingham Castle.Goonie’s World Podcast

After showing up unexpectedly in Sourhampton, Robin Hood himself accuses the heroes of poaching on his land and demands a percentage of their takings as dues. Unwilling to pay, the heroes agree to a series of contests against notable members of the Merry Men that, if won, will allow them to operate freely in Sherwood Forest until springtime. Later …

While the villainous Prince John rules London in King Richard’s absence, three outlaws band together to redistribute the wealth. The overconfident bastard Arthur Brown, runaway boy Spencer Twiddy, and vengeful cook Belgar Frigosi make it their mission to rob the nobleman Sir Enguerrand de Coucy as he travels by wagon through Sherwood Forest. During…

With Dr. Patel now in their possession, Al and Howitzer seek a hideout to get off the streets and assess the situation. Once there, the elven scientist surprises the runners, throwing yet another monkey wrench into the works. Eventually striking a deal, they deliver the elf to the chosen location and complete their adventure (for now). A loose end …

Denver, 2078: in a futuristic world of magic and metahumans, Alwyk “Al” Cylyndryel (an elven mage) and Zak “Howitzer” Sharp (a human tank) receive a job offer to kidnap a scientist and bring him to a warehouse for $10k each if done in the next 24 hours. As the runners prepare to make their move, they are unexpectedly presented with a counteroffer, …