We tried their way. We tried apologies, capitulation, and shame. Now it's time for them to try something: GET OFF MY LAWN. 531625
Ryan gets a new nickname and Sylvia is back from the hospital and ready to talk dirty! ALL FREE CONTENT WILL NOW BE AVAILABLE AT CENSORED.TV
We bring a cop and a criminal on the show to try to understand why they're so similar.
Our intrepid host declares war on his own family because they totally ignored him while he searched for his glasses for an entire day despite the fact that they were responsible for misplacing them. In protest, Gavin is wearing the shirt that held said glasses the same way Mattress Girl carried the mattress she was raped on. The hope is - obviously…
Musk has $45b for Twitter, Florida told Disney to fuck off, CNN+ is done, and Johnny Depp has been vindicated. What a banner day here in Clown World!
From a real bad shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan to cochlear implants, Coca-Cola, and squirrels playing basketball.
After laughing at Biden's inability to form a sentence and getting horrified by how unbelievably gay Disney has become, the boys get inundated with relationship advice questions and save marriage after marriage after marriage.
Fans call in and thanks us for screaming: "Put a ring on it. Make some babies. You've been partying for over a decade. If you haven't sown your wild oats by now, you are mentally ill."
Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.
A powerfully inebriated Gavin plows through hours of calls in a blackout.
Dua Lipa is in trouble for stealing songs but did she? What's stealing a song?
The gang sits down to discuss sex, love, and marriage.
Turns out, the chimp knows a thing or two about Ukraine. Also, dancehall sucks.
The Baby Monsters try to change their name to Pool Shitters and fail.
We avoid the mailbag and take calls while extolling the virtues of the local pub.
We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.
While the radical left tries desperately to "dismantle the nuclear family," we need to bear down and stop allowing liberal whims to destroy our children's lives. We also get some good advice about our boombox.
We go through some purple flag letters but Matty is as reticent as he is lugubrious.