(0:30) that whole "kids are bad" thing or whatever(11:00) weird straws(14:30) what is the ceiling for women's sports?(29:00) christian conferences(37:00) HAPPY MARRIAGE, BEKAH & CURTIS!!!Fun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) Sly Stallone is too pretty(5:30) Casey's shoot the shoot (top sheets, Chick fil-A gift cards, price matching, Tiger Woods abstinence, and Gadsden flags)(27:30) Matthew makes fun of Jason Sudeikis(33:00) CCM Video Breakdown: Dance or Die by Family Force 5(video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9TCFIAUCM…

(1:00) Tipping(10:00) FSBT Update(25:00) Casey reads angry comments to Matthew(31:00) Shoot the Shoot (easter, play by play announcers, children of assassination, Sixpence)Fun Sexy Bible Time

(4:00) Casey's King Tut costume(12:00) Shoot the Shoot: Kate Middleton, Dollar Tree, Alabama Football(38:30) FSBT Would You RatherFun Sexy Bible Time

[note: Danny said to leave the joke in the beginning, so we did](1:00) uh, clarity(3:00) Danny is awesome(11:00) Shoot the Shoot (tiny butts, Rachel Dolezal, donuts, and self care)Fun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) the pre-show audio was funny, so we left it in, that's what she said(10:00) casey's dumb question: easy open cans(17:00) dad confessions(37:00) america's five year itch for curves, or something(42:30) is danny a wars guy now?show patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPiercejason kirk's new book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-J…

Back from (unintentional) sabbatical with a two-part extravaganza! In part one:(7:00) Casey talks about Jason Kirk's book "Hell is a World Without You"(22:00) We sort through the latest batch of incredulous replies to Matthew's butt articleFun Sexy Bible Time

(3:30) FSBT Update(10:00) Movies that hit differently when you're an adult(29:00) Thoughts on the Babylon Bee's latest quasi-controversyFun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) is casey actually the modern proverbs 31 woman?(10:30) little moments that make marriages work(30:30) christian tweet of the year selection special!Fun Sexy Bible Time

(4:00) biblical analogies to the 2023 iron bowl(7:00) tooth & nail mount rushmore(14:00) jason's new book, Hell is a World Without You(47:00) who said it: college football coach, or megachurch pastor?(59:00) grown up christmas listsjason's book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-Jason-Kirk/dp/1735492647/…

(1:30) casey gives matthew a horrible marriage quiz (11:30) shoot the shoot:-brian johnson, again-sex toys at cvs-church in movies/tv-some guys need a band(44:00) eat something(46:00) casey's end of year calendar complaintFun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) Casey attempts to give Matthew a quiz and we only get one question done(11:00) FSBT Update(20:00) Christian Tweets(40:00) Casey takes a break/ Matthew monologue/ Casey comes back?Fun Sexy Bible Time

(3:00) Matthew surprises Casey with a quiz(12:30) shoot the shoot(28:30) Hot Girl EnergyFun Sexy Bible Time

[NOTE: one of our primary audio files from this recording was corrupted, undoubtedly sabotaged by one of our theological rivals. To create this episode, we had to use our backup audio, which is all on one track and harder to edit. Sorry for the occasional cough](1:00) if we were in charge(18:00) casey on her For You Twitter feed(31:00) faith based …

(1:30) fsbt update(10:00) shoot the shoot (air shows, celeb confusion, lauren boebert, sexy costumes)(29:30) sound of freedom guy scandalFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:05) Bekah's birthday greeting, and Roman stuff (7:30) FSBT Update(16:00) 7th Heaven table read(24:00) Would You Rather(37:00) Fashion, bumper stickers, mulletsFun Sexy Bible Time

(3:00) Matthew's rebuttal to the previous episode(13:00) FSBT confessions(19:30) 7th Heaven(40:00) Would You RatherFun Sexy Bible Time

Canada Laura jumps in for a still-recovering Matthew and talks with Casey about confessions (2:00), Matthew's list of topics for Casey (15:30), and the Barbie movie (27:45)Fun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) some sad news: R.I.P. to one of the Chrisagii. We reflect on their presence in this podcast's history(18:45) faith-based movie pitch: "Hardened by Grace"Fun Sexy Bible Time

(1:30) FSBT Update (14:30) What is the algorithm selling us?(28:30) Podcast Mom(40:00) Youth group summersFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) more twitter trollery(7:00) fake accents, Con Air(15:30) smoking: disgusting but also kinda hot(25:00) ccm video breakdown: Love, Liberty, DiscoNewsboys Love, Liberty, Disco video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSrPxwyH2ooFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) Regis Philbin stops by to talk about bagels (05:15) FSBT confessions: things that we don't know how they work(26:30) Faith-based movie pitch: "Call of the Heart"Fun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) Casey on leveling up your sex game as a parent of teens(5:30) Matthew on marital vetoes(14:30) the Scream franchise/cosmetic surgery, the classic intersection(30:00) Christian TweetsFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:05) casey on mothers and mother's day(14:00) takes of the week: ja morant, miller lite, wnba pregnancies(29:30) ccm video breakdown: "God is Exalted" by Carman"God is Exalted" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJhJP8C-DUFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) a full-body orgasm at the classical music concert?(9:00) do we trust fitness instructors who don't sweat?(15:00) the celebs are at it again(30:30) ccm video breakdown: "more to life" by stacie orrico"more to life" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MvzgefsfKEsupport the show at https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce…

Hey, good thing we recorded a whole episode and totally forgot to talk about Amy Carlin's amazing special music, "Pray For Me," which runs at the end. Other than that, just a basic episode: Casey talks about why she doesn't necessarily want to prolong her life (1:00), and we break down Shonlock's "Something in Your Eyes" (8:00)"Something in Your Ey…

(1:30) shoot the shoot(19:00) casey on replies to matthew's tweets(33:00) would you rather(44:30) mad libsFun Sexy Bible Time

We head to Twitter Spaces to record a live episode touching on intimacy challenges, askew replies to Matthew's tweets, and a CCM Video Breakdown of Steven Curtis Chapman's "Lord of the Dance." Also: Ohio Laura stops by for a surprise cameo!"Lord of the Dance": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuX7pzQRI_ksupport the show on patreon: https://www.patre…

(0:30) what are things we enjoy that our spouses don't?(16:00) ccm video breakdown: love addict"Love Addict" by Family Force 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccNIjWcAnAsupport the show on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierceFun Sexy Bible Time

(4:30) talking Christians, weed, and prohibition(23:00) CCM video breakdown: Gather at the Riverspecial music by amy carlin: "Still Listening""Gather at the River" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UYXTggOkxksupport the show at: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierceFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) OnlyFans school volunteer lady(13:30) wannabe immortal rich guy(27:30) CCM video breakdown: "The Basics of Life"special music by listener Jessica4Him "The Basics of Life" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3fm9nOUkYsupport the show on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierceFun Sexy Bible Time

[note: one of our audio files got corrupted on this episode and we were forced to use the backup audio. we blame Twila Paris](16:00) Christian Tweets(30:00) youth group skitsFun Sexy Bible Time

(8:00) matthew's idea for unruly sports parents(13:00) bucchal fat removal(19:30) grave digging ethics(23:15) matthew's idea for a point break sequel(34:00) casey's real or fake headlines game(54:00) more point break sequel ideasFun Sexy Bible Time

(5:15) shoot the shoot(22:00) nick adams' tweets(36:30) the christianity today book awards gameFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:10) Casey reads a collection of tweets from people who think Matthew's writing is serious(21:00) drafting the semifinalists for 2022 Christian Tweet of the Yearspecial music: "The 12 Days of Christmas (purity culture version)" by Amy Carlinsupport the show for as little as $1/month at https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce…

(0:15) 0-0 world cup games(5:00) shoot the shoot (we don't know how area codes work)(20:00) fsbt gratitudeFun Sexy Bible Time

(6:00) naming casey's substack(7:00) fsbt update(12:00) God Forbid, the falwell documentary(27:00) grown up christmas listsspecial music: "If I Stand" by Rich Mullins, performed by Amy CarlinFun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) fsbt update(13:00) christian twitter talks about nutting out(19:00) burn takesFun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) Casey on linen sheets(17:00) real or fake: Desiring God(29:00) CCM video breakdown: Jesus FreakSPECIAL MUSIC: Amy and Niles Carlin, "The Other Side of Me"DC Talk: Jesus Freak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbB0QrBIs9kFun Sexy Bible Time

(2:00) shoot the shoot [punching shower curtain rods, etc](24:00) what are we listening to?(32:00) christian tweetsFun Sexy Bible Time

While the Haases are busy fighting off viruses and hurricanes, Matthew and Kendra do a standalone episode talking about the first 5 seasons of the Netflix show "Cobra Kai." -How old is Kyler, exactly?-Extroverts are slimy -Why does Johnny look so embarrassed when he eats? -Is money real?-Who is the worst character, and why is it Sam?(Spoilers aboun…

(1:30) thumbs, etc (don't ask)(9:00) would you rather (19:00) height takes and football(28:00) faith-based movie pitch: BOSOM BUDDIESclosing music "Arms of Love" by Amy Grant, performed by Amy CarlinFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:00) Jay from Lincoln's rebuttal to Matthew's Nebraska rant(7:30) Judge Casey: sketchy foods(24:15) What is going on with Matt Chandler?Fun Sexy Bible Time

(2:00) Desiring God and beards(5:00) Judge Casey: husband pet names(20:00) Matthew's 90 seconds of randomness(26:30) Casey's theology journey(44:00) tweets from The Marriage BedFun Sexy Bible Time

(1:30) Judge Casey: wife pet names(21:00) Haas family goes to school(25:30) CCM video breakdown: Shine"Shine" by the Newsboys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vS4jXBVmsESupport the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierceFun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) Celebs and meat(5:00) Dane Cook, whatever(17:00) CCM video breakdown: "Cry For Love" by Michael W. Smith(45:00) Catty Roger Ebert quotesThanks to Amy for our ending music!Cry For Love video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxJTY733E6MSupport the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce…

Casey clears out her list of random topics, including Taco Bell meal boxes, secret recipe snobs, and whether or not belly button shapes are geneticFun Sexy Bible Time

(0:05) does the church actually shoot its wounded anymore?(3:30) how do we cope with division in the church?(13:00) faith based movie pitch: the unrepentablesFun Sexy Bible Time

(6:30) the chris rice situation (22:00) ccm video breakdown: "all we need" by out of the grey(46:00) matthew teases faith based movie characters"all we need" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6usMZ-mwfIFun Sexy Bible Time

We debate which CCM songs make us cry, with a special intro by the Stone sisters.CCM Sob Fest playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3fKyFeMXkmNPLjvtigvkJS?si=7aa32d9b86cd4f55Fun Sexy Bible Time