Our very last episode of the BOHRing podcast is also our pilot for the new show, which will launch mid-January: The First Episode Podcast! Where we watch, mock, and review the very first episodes of classics, and brand new TV. This episode: "Golden Girls" and "School Spirits".The BOHRing Podcast

You can get kicked off a pro hockey team for banging a teammates mom... WHO KNEW? Also, the Boys get into the new "Squid Game" reality gameshow! Also... You got Scheinder’d…that’s when I started hanging out at morgues…the clam was asking for it… ice fishing mishaps... I’ll watch, but not pay attention… shitting pants thespians… and rebooting the re…

Here cums the Men In Black… Alcoholic timeline… Im here for the assistant puppeteer / housekeeper position… Me toooooo? Clipboard reincarnations… Back before he shot somebody... and we chat about "Claim to Fame."The BOHRing Podcast

A list made by terrible women of places not to take them on first dates... My uncle sending dick pics again… My electricity’s out because I’m a premature ejaculator… now go downtown with that teriyaki tongue… why is there a homeless guy passed out at our first date… When did we get a waterbed, oh that’s my ass implants… Love is [a] hard [dick]…

Why would a blind man go to an aquarium? Because apparently it happens. Plus, "Am I the Asshole", and a new, TERRIBLE 90 Day Fiance starts. Also in this episode: Is that a tampon or termite…respectful bondage…lego dildos…Ric Flair dreams…trans nose jobs…my mom sleeps in my closet…baggage claim proposals…and Strong black witches of color!…

Speaking to our computers! Grass Talk!! Bathtub Watch!!! Cum Vision!!!! Also…fart attacks…Escape Plan by Hunter Biden…Slaying on discord and selling fish. 90 Day Fiance Tell All!The BOHRing Podcast

MySpace catfishing... Hawaii hotel room catfishing... Foster kid extended warranty... How do you fake an orgasm with a deaf guy? ...thou shalt nut your neighbors wife... 90 Day Beyond the 90 Days Fiance Finale!The BOHRing Podcast

Don’t fly on a plane with Tucker Carlson… First we smoked crack, and then things got fun… Bill Cosby’s penis snacks…Filipino Libertarian Deaf Scuba Diving Club… Sign language love-making… Now I have to use the toilet, but not to shit... One finger is ok, two is a sin.The BOHRing Podcast

Bring all your milkshakes to our yard as we chat about the pretend Hurricane in LA, Taryn Manning eating married butts, a milk-mad vendetta and wrap it all up with some astrology-obsessed autists on 90 Day Fiance.The BOHRing Podcast

Home-Made Glory Hole Tips...Justin Trudeau isn't cool enough for the "Black Eye Club" ...Lizzo goes bananas...The Running Man or downtown Portland?... and was there buttsex or no buttsex on "90 Day Fiance?!" And wine coolers and boner tape... Subscribe to the podcast! https://redcircle.com/shows/e39b9e57-0dba-4bd6-b2e2-d3ad9c49a294…

Brian discovers a terrifying new type of bug...and pokes it. Plus: I want to have sex with something as wet as the Panama Canal… dildo putters… I only take a shit at the Ritz… Wife living her best life on her back at the fraternity… 1 ticket to Fresno with a layover in Barbados… and she stole my man with her sign language...…

An incestous "Am I the Asshole"... does the MLB Home Run Derby suck?... 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days gets graphic with its sign language, and we're..."serving fish."The BOHRing Podcast

Piggy Cop Bros at "Porcfest", and we run through more "90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days" idiocy after a couple weeks off. Plus: Hey barber, make me look like Mark Davis… My one death wish wasted on Payne Stewart… Leave turds, go Birds… Catfishing your own son… Where’s my sleeping baseball cap? …Deaf money pox… and I’ll suck that D but I’m still he…

A sex robot you can trust…your sizzle flaps are uh.. sizzlin... nerd gobblin mode… oh no, he was killed by a trunk… THE RETURN OF "90 DAY FIANCE" TALK… foam finger sign language… it’s a man baby! And "Love it or List It, Vietnam"The BOHRing Podcast

I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.The BOHRing Podcast

Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage. So, it's Mayan Pun Day! ...Why are homeless licking our porch? ...Negligent father of two, and raging drunk... Black Barbershop Airlines... and throw it in the mask pit with the others.The BOHRing Podcast

My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...The BOHRing Podcast

Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and "Unsolved Mysteries": Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of "What's in that Ass?!?!"The BOHRing Podcast

The Domestic Violence & Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT's why you always say "allegedly" after incriminating yourself.The BOHRing Podcast

Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that's why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.The BOHRing Podcast

Brian should have died by Monster Truck... How rich is too rich? ...Should women live in fake horses? ...F*cked forever to Bowser's theme music in Mario Bros... and a pretty hot chick running for comptroller in PA half naked...The BOHRing Podcast

On this Valentine's Day themed episode: The Fat Shaming Construction Company... Derailing Trains and cocaine for life... Moms teaching their kids proper stalking etiquette... Jockey Valentine’s Day death pools... PETA Approved chariot Racing League... and the epic return of America's favorite gameshow - "What's In That Ass?!"…

Brian terrifies a small Asian child, Old Country Buffet makes the best training video in the world, a Google search history is murdery-good, would you date a woman that looks like an 8 years old? And spanking competitions ruin the Super Bowl. Subscribe to the podcast! We air every two weeks, with a live show on Facebook, Twitter and Youtube Wednesd…

An Underground Railroad FOR PROSTITUTES... Did you use another ketchup condom or am I on my period? ...MLK Statue or Randy Marsh’s giant turd? ...Why is the Lincoln Monument smelling his fingers? ...Harry Carey Metal Detector and ...Love Connection Missed Connections hosted by Judge Steve Harvey!The BOHRing Podcast

Brian and Rico share their worst and funniest New Years Eve stories and recap the 2023 Rose Bowl experience. Plus, break down the weirdest porn searches of 2022 by state. Also... do you want that legroom... lost in Hong Kong... throwing up champaign bricks... alone and cold in the middle... floppy cocks and Australian asses... used underwear salesm…

It's Brian's birthday, so let's celebrate the worst gifts we've ever received! Also... Teaching Don the proper haiku format... You’ve been Game Jew’d... Santa’s sleigh bumps... Where’s the cocaine in this beanie baby? ...That’s not drug contraband, those are my gigantic coochie lips... and Shart Tanking ball bags.…

Special guest Marc Clair joins the show! For: ...Stats are disabled... If you’re not jerking off the shower... Someone stole my combination lock again... No officer, I’ve never seen that fiance' before... Holocaust Deniers in Cars Drinking Coffee... Early Kayne... and Find your soulmate on Swipe Reicht! Check out the Marc Clair show at https://marc…

Punching walls, punching the yard…The Hebrew Hammer, a Passover tradition …the Patrick Mahomes of Chimpanzees …Are those C cups or a semen hybrid? …From supermodels at the Lowe’s to grandmas at the Moose Lodge in 5 years... and Chinese arcade fartists.The BOHRing Podcast

This is where the CEO usually keeps his prostitutes…U-haul love it or list it…Homeless butt grabbing...Congressional hot or not… Sex move or wrestling move? ..and in MY court, we settle all custody disputes with a ladder match!The BOHRing Podcast

Our old buddy Mahoney joins the show... Adult gender reveals... mystery Alaskan puppeteer... pee ice Jackson Pollocks... Dick Van Dyke open bar coming out party... it got really tough to get a date after the bear massacre... panty blast fundraisers... and how anal beads fueled D-Day.The BOHRing Podcast

... I thought I was hosting SNL… Johnny Depp-ositions…coming soon to Sexy Court TV …Snail Winnebegos…oh wait, that’s dog poop… One large ketchup and american cheese pizza… And a very special Bohring Bingbong!The BOHRing Podcast

We go through our favorite "Best Worst Movies," but also... Rape culture and a clip show... Vomiting in a clown costume... A live hurricane call in... Is that an alien taking a shit ...Hulk Hogan versus Nic Cage... And depravity in zero gravity.The BOHRing Podcast

A little place where they’re not tight as a drum... All the jaundice jokes... Accidental black face... Would you like your placenta in a pill or lego?... Don’s Deuces - tales from the road! A dildo full of dead people... and a terrible sandwich.The BOHRing Podcast

That's the JFK peephole... The wind that cools my balls... Parachute, 4th grade paper mache volcano or dress? ...More flour in my milk, please... How’s she’s supposed to finger her ass with those nails... And WHAT'S in that….DICK!? With guest Jon Shefsky. Check out Jon Shefsky on the Fantasy House podcast and Super Simple Real Estate https://www.yo…

The BOHRing Podcast, now with 40% more dick fat! ...Who would you f*ck first, the mannequin or the lead singer? ..."Blossom", Tik Tok originator... Pregnant Perfume, yay or nay? ...and...Quantum George Foreman!The BOHRing Podcast

An electric episode of the Bohring podcast… now with lightning sound effects… provided by Police Academy: Mission to Moscow star Michael Winslow… Who’s still alive! …dialysis for the vaccinated... and Stripper backed currency stops inflation.The BOHRing Podcast

The BOHRing Podcast: now with 100% less O’s and 1000% less awkward pauses!… Roadkill seals… Backyard two hand touch and rub… Word is out, take Big Bird out from the right…and Joe Dirt wins the British Open.The BOHRing Podcast

Moose out front should’ve told you…Still sucks, and smells like urine…Worst deal with the devil EVER…make it a double, I got to pick my daughter up…What do prostitutes like?…What’s in the box, I AM! Plus, Zach Wilson bangs his mom's best friend, and Bradley Cooper slums it.The BOHRing Podcast

Insect farts Covid study, brought to you by Pfizer... They’re scouting for the Gay-I-A... Trump pwns nude gym class swimming... maybe THAT's why old men are always naked in the locker room... why are you in the pit, and any last words before we fill it in with cement? ...and drinking alone in San Diego.…

Trump debunks lesbian Native American dream scissoring... Four weddings at a funeral home... Used needle javelin toss... Shallow asshole squats... YOU say she was walking to the bathroom, I say she was trying to put her finger up my butt... No, THAT’s because you’re black.The BOHRing Podcast

Deshaun Watson: WWE manager... Baker Mayfield, midget wrestler... Vince McMahon, pants orgasm-er! Ring Doorbell Ugly Testers (TM)... What's having sex in your face pores?... $6 Bohring Bucks to cure inflation...and Prenup Phone apps!The BOHRing Podcast

STDs are FINALLY paying off big... Did the Big Tornado Lobby cover up Philadelphia tornados? ...When do dead cats stop smelling? ...Don’t be a dumb old bitch, don’t get eaten by a shark... Two car bumper stickers... and two season passes for the wastewater treatment tour please!The BOHRing Podcast

This episode is all about TRAINS. Pulling out of women and pulling into cars... The eroticism of coal dust... You never played Moleman? "...I am not a crooked nail! ...Trainforce One... That's why they're called RAILS of cocaine - do your research!The BOHRing Podcast

Reno, the lobster capital of the world... Two orders of boob sweat please... Amber Heard is like Hillary Clinton... It would’ve been acceptable in Egypt... DeShaun Watson’s massage school for wayward girls... You’re shoveling that pile of shit all wrong... and KNOW. YOUR. TRAIN. HISTORY, AMBER! Support the show and get our weekly "warm up" show! ht…

Orgasming toy poop turtles... It might just be the vibrator in your ass... Dad, pass me a bowl of that Period Crunch please... It’s number 1 on the Serbian Punk Rock Trance Billboard Chart... Sorry I couldn’t be on the show, my head was in someone's ass. Join our Patreon for weekly bonus shows! https://www.patreon.com/bohringpod…

Robot strip shows… it’s not cheating, if it doesn’t have a soul… sudden onset bra dementia… she repeats all the talking points, but she’s also racist... you don’t understand, the vodka is for my dog… it's a wider problem beyond burritos!The BOHRing Podcast

Did Amber Heard do blow bumps in court? Our expert jury decides... Guns and Japanese wrestling mix... Paige is the SATAN of Summer House... and any idiot should be able to design a parachute suit...She has two urethras... It’s not gonna beat the butt-plug billboardThe BOHRing Podcast

BOHRing Rebrand II? When is too soon for sex jokes with Dad? Are STDs a myths? Is that Anne Frank’s diary in your ass? Are you dressed as the black Cat in a Hat? And Chlamydia... that’s a beautiful name.The BOHRing Podcast

They call those “spinners" ...top the Steal Part II, Process Server Boogaloo... Two Men in a (Vegas) Bathroom... The New Diet Cocaine... 90 Day Hologram Fiance...Did you contract dwarfism?The BOHRing Podcast

Stop coughing, Brian! Larry David stole my material... So I was fInger banging the bone in my throat... The beer propaganda... I didn’t think you were being racist before, but now I do... Here’s your ear back, sorry I kept it so long... and if you're going to bang an endangered lizard, make it a party.…