PIN (1988) w/ Chris from Mount Molehill Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 1/3 Kron proves he's for the people and that his revenge runs deep. Puppets cause all sorts of mischief at the store this time around. The Dirty Dudes bring in Chris from Mount Molehill to help with the need and Canadian gang names. LD helps out t…

The Rewind #10 The dirty dudes make a few changes to THE BIG LIST. They also talk Netflix discs, video games and give some good non 5DR flicks to check out. Bones and LD go wild for the new Road House and Kron gives everyone a rat update. -CRASH & BURN JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrentalspodcast@…

Hard Target (1993) LIVE FROM NASHVILLE The dirty dudes slam some bullshots and do a watch a long of this John Woo classic. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrentalspodcast@gmail.com Theme by Dkrefft https://open.spotify.com/artist/1yxWXpxlqLE4tjoivvU6XL…

The Substitute (1996) Category: SMASHVILLE 3/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes try to get those GEDs. Bones brings the Berenger and loves Major League. The dirty dudes create a new Breaking Bad. Kron might be special forces. Marc Anthony is actually good. The Johns make a family pact and Mercenary Mom comes to life. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCO…

Castle Freak (1995) Category: SMASHVILLE 2/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE Kron finally unleashes the Freak on the dirty dudes. The guys bring up the old handcuff argument. Cactus Jack's history is brought up. Bones makes sure to stay up on the VH1 Top Ten. Kron gives a history lesson on the Middle Ages. 5DR says vote The Freak in 2024. "How you doin back th…

The Edge (1997) Category: SMASHVILLE 1/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes look into each others eyes on this survival trip and explore questions of the placenta. They have thoughts on birds v planes. Bones poops in the ocean and Tila Tequila is still alive. A new challenge is born and way too much edging goes on. Save up that spit. -Crash & Burn…

Back to the Future (1985) The guys jump into the DeLorean and hit 88MPH for this fun filled review of a classic. Don't forget to sign up for the PATREON for all access to all the fun stuff going on at Aaron Armadillo's Movie Blast Don't be a B***HEAD join the PATREON PATREON INFO BELOW5 Day Rentals

Road House (1989) w/ G-Baby from Waxing the Porpoise Category: Teen Heartthrobs 3/3 Bones brings in broken bones and throat rips for the last pick in Teen Heartthrobs. G-Baby from Waxing the Porpoise cracks his knuckles and joins in on all the rowdy ass fun. The dirty dudes chat eyeball, sewing yourself up and do the math on just how much Dalton wo…

Roadgames (1981) Category: Teen Heartthrobs 2/3 Kron brings in the big rigs for the 2nd pick of the category. The dirty dudes chat about the upcoming Tyson fight. Kron updates everyone on the Chicago rat problems. The guys give out some tips for the mailman and talk Gumball 3000. The boys are also unsure how a harmonica works and Pete Kidman hangs …

The Fanatic (2019) Category: Teen Heartthrobs 1/3 LD opens up a new category with a pick that's sure to make the dirty dudes break stuff. John Travolta gives a performance of a lifetime. No one would have guessed it would be from behind the blue eyes of Fred Drust. Kron falls in love with a UK Bobby. Bones tells a cheesy Slipknot story and LD defen…

Phantasm: Ravager (2026) THE BOXSET The Dirty dudes take their final Phantasm trip and make DK join in on the ride. The guys chat sexy Insta feeds, movie scores and Wild Wild West. Bones casts his perfect Tall Man. What if Kron got dementia? LD finally reveals his ball rating to the world and who you bringing back. BOOOOOYYYYYY!!! -Brain & Drain Li…

Ricochet (1991) Category: 2 Handers 3/3 Kron brings another Mulcahy banger to the pod with his pick for 2 Handers. Denzel Washington squares off against 5DR regular John Lithgow. What a match up it is. It's much needed after last week. The guys use their best pick up lines. They make a strong statement for Face/Off. One special guest doesn't know h…

Wild at Heart (1990) Category: 2 Handers 2/3 Laundry Dan brings cockroaches in his underwear and Christmas all year with the second pick for 2 Handers. MoshPit Greg Anderson from The Weekly Podcast Massacre joins us for this trip down the yellow brick road. The dirty dudes get into clean comedy, Kron's time in the Manson Family and Bones goes Full …

Shakedown (1988) Category: 2 Handers 1/3 Bones opens up his new category with a roller coaster buddy cop action flick. The dirty dude share what they have been recently rocking. Detective Laundry Dan show up for the case. Kron reveals his true hatred for Scrubs and has many questions about Garden State. Don't take relationship advice from the Dirty…

Phantasm 4: Oblivion (1998) The Boxset The Dirty Dudes knock another Phantasm off the list. The only bowl Bones will watch is the Bud Bowl. Kim Henkel is alive and well. The Jody mystery may have been answered or not. Kron and Dan review some sex tapes. It's an episode filled with tons of balls. Bones shows off some wrestling knowledge as well. Jod…

Targets (1968) Category: Pete Kidman 3/3 LD brings a little "exercise" to finish out the category. Bones does his all time ranking of jelly flavors. The guys learn all about the Mountain Dew Dews. Kron finally finds out what Synecdoche, New York is about. The movie may have not aged well in modern America and neither did the bonafide badass that sh…

Hollow Man 2 (2006) Category: Pete Kidman 2/3 Bones wraps up what Kron started with his pick for Pete Kidman. The Hollow Man franchise comes to an end but Nate Hands will never die. The dirty dudes chat about just how much rat poison is needed. LD brings up some strange points about the whole OJ thing. Back to the Future and Hollow Man are mashed t…

Tombstone (1993) Category: Pete Kidman 1/3 Kron brings in a well rounded classic with his new category. Too bad Bones and LD make sure its like playing cards with his brothers kids. The guys get into all kinds of butt stuff, cheap beer talk, sexy cowboys and more. Kron's old girlfriend finally gets brought up as well as trying to invite the Earp Ta…

Phantasm 3: The Lord of the Dead (1994) The Boxset The Dirty Dudes hit the midway point of the Phantasm boxset and Kron is thrilled to take them through it. LD shows up with a new responsibility and Bones proposes the question of just how long the show will go on. The guys give their in/out moments and LD challenges Kron's frisbee skills. -Brain & …

Iron Man 3 (2013) Category: That's Not Healthy 3/3 Bones finally rips the Marvel Band-Aid off and brings a billion dollars to 5DR with the last pick for the category. Laundry Dan is fittingly sick for the episode. Kron doesn't know much about Marvel movies but knows a lot about a certain Space Jam character. NEW RULE: Sully is an Avenger and Miami …

Brain Damage (1988) Category: That's Not Healthy 2/3 The Dirty Dudes are frothing at the mouth to get back to something familiar after last week's "serious" film analysis with a real director. But perhaps they flew too close to the sun on the wings of intelligence. They chat about Ken Burns, hooves, ChatGPT and just go all around Too Hard. -Crash &…

Swallow (2019) w/ Jill Gevargizian Category: That's Not Healthy 1/3 LD makes everyone open up and swallow some heavy material with the new category. He also brings in the director of The Stylist (2020) Jill Gevargizian to join in on all the fun. They chat about what they would eat around the house. What their favorite ice cream was as kids. LD tell…

5 STAR BANGER Thief (1981) Kron is the first man's Mann to bring Mann to the show. It's a 5 STAR BANGER with all the right night moves. The dirty dudes get in deep with Frank's character. They can't stay away from the Heat and Swordfish talk. The guys ask the age old question of what does a brain smell like. They go over the details of Kron's funer…

Phantasm 2 (1988) The Boxset The dirty dudes continue to peel back more layers of the Phantasm world. The guys talk crossbow vs flamethrower. They learn that The Cuda is pretty much the coolest car ever. Kron is still going on about Bullshots. A Nightmare on Kroger Street is born, Bones vs a 4x4 and John Mayer is brought up as well. Oh...and a Lt. …

The Swimmer (1968) Category: The English Class TV Cart 3/3 Kron takes the dirty dudes on a nice fall swim to wrap up the category. The guys find out about ducking. They wonder what the Kevin James remake would look like. The guys talk way too much about getting stuck. Kron becomes obsessed with Bullshots. Hotdog carts, Cash Cab and Nate Hands. I co…

Rumble Fish (1983) Category: The English Class TV Cart 2/3 Laundry Dan brings in more teen angst but this time in black and chrome. Kron can't find a Barnes & Noble to save his life. The boys do their version of Jeopardy and get a little carried away with the sexy talk. French Bones chimes in as well. THE MOTORCYCLE BOY RAINS -Crash & Burn JOIN THE…

The Outsiders (1983) Category: The English Class TV Cart 1/3 The dirty dudes grease up their hair and double up on smoking for this new category. The guys talk their last meals, becoming a tighter group and some sex talk. The guys fall hard for poetry and dream about living in the same cuc-de-sac. It might get a little dusty. Don't take a field tri…

Phantasm (1979) WELCOME BACK TO THE BOXSET The dirty dudes return to The Boxset to cover the Phantasm series. There are many unanswered questions but the guys really don't seem to care. Kron wants to bring back the all in one barber shop. Bones can't get a hair appointment to save his life. Laundry Dan is happy that he can see the piss. The gang is…

Spawn (1997) Category: SPOOKY SEASON 3/3 The bocce tournament finishes up with George from Best Little Horror House in Philly and DK from Nerds, Geeks & The Kitchen Sink to chat the spookiest comic book movie ever made. The guys play Daniel Day Poo, take a trip to Rack City, and talk shotguns in this undogpileable episode. New Line were still waiti…

Resurrection (1999) Category: SPOOKY SEASON 2/3 The bocce ball tournament rages on as the guys bring in Nick & Brantley from Horror Drafts to talk a serial killer flick that kind of reminds them of some other movie. Cajon Kron shows up with a new pal. The guys go into the lay out of Bones house and dream about PodSlam 2024. And then they get hit by…

Near Dark (1987) Category: SPOOKY SEASON 1/3 With a chill in the air and chili in the crock pot the dirty dude are ready for their first Spooky Season. The guys bring in Murph & Greg from The Weekly Podcast Massacre to deliver some terror to the store. The guys joke on James Cameron, ask legit questions about vampires and reveal who was a C-Section…

THE BOXSET The dirty dudes say goodbye to the greatest show of the 90's. The guys cover the last 2 episodes of Thunder in Paradise. The boys get into what a bad father Hulk is. Laundry Dan wonders if he knows who Diplo is, Bones goes Behind Blue Eyes and Kron can't stop saying ROBOMAN. They talk about the moon landing and Cheeks City as well. Stick…

Knock Off (1998) Category: THE BIG 3 (But Really Not The 3 You Want) 3/3 Laundry Dan finishes up the category strong by bringing in JCVD and Chris from Mount Molehill. The guys chat a little about toilet paper workers. Bones goes Bond once again and of course Human Centipede just wont stay dead. The guys change up MFK and talk JNCO as well. Tie tho…

Invasion U.S.A. (1985) Category: THE BIG 3 (But Really Not The 3 You Want) 2/3 The one-man army of Bones finally brings Chuck Norris to 5DR. The boys continue The Big 3 fight and do some bad Eastwood impressions. This movie is no plot and all uzi. LD wants to send Kron to basic training. The classic boxer v briefs comes up. Cajan Kron shows up and …

On Deadly Ground (1994) Category: THE BIG 3 (But Really Not The 3 You Want) 1/3 Kron takes the dirty dudes on a vision quest with one of Action Movies most talented hand slappers. Laundry Dan shares some new lingo. Bones tells a great Lost story. The guys cruise a little bit more and have some Batman talk all while Steven Seagal saves Alaska. Put Y…

5 STAR BANGER The VVitch (2015) The dirty dudes reward themselves with a 5 STAR BANGER and may have signed their souls over to Black Philip. LD brings the slow burn with Robert Eggers first feature. The guys go deep into the New England folktale and really examine the beauty, brilliance and the dread of this delicious film. - Crash and Burn JOIN TH…

The Boxset Paradise might be taking a toll on the dirty dudes as they near the finish line for the greatest show of the 90's. The guys cover an episode where a man wants to blow up a space ship with a snake or something like that. Then learn the real meaning of BROTHERHOOD with the origin story of the greatest villain of the 90's. Hammerhead return…

The Hunted (2003) Category: Cat & Mouse 3/3 The dudes pay their respects to William Friedkin. Dan locks down a new season 2 sponsor. Kron still has no idea how to play a classic Windows game. And Bones admits to something he maybe shouldn’t have. The guys also cement Cruising as a future 5DR pick someday. FRIEDKIN FOREVER -Crash and Burn JOIN THE D…

Hannibal (2001) Category: Cat & Mouse 2/3 Kron serves up a nice helping of Cat & Mouse with one of Hollywood's most iconic villains or in this case a hero. The dirty dudes get in deep right from the start. It's almost a full on movie review until Pete Kidman shows up again. The guys come up with the new FMK and everyone's favorite weirdo makes an a…

Mute Witness (1995) Category: Cat & Mouse 1/3 The Dirty Dudes return with Season 2!! Laundry Dan takes them through Mute Witness, the first pick for the new category, Cat & Mouse. Kron’s Nicole Kidman crush leads to a new perv dropping by the show. Bones can’t help but be creepy and the dudes come up with a way to fix Congress. -Crash & Burn JOIN T…

Bones takes the listener through some of the Season 1 Cold Open Highlights. Thanks for all the love and support. See you in August. -CRASH & BURN JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq5 Day Rentals

SEASON 2 CATEGORY & MOVIE REVEAL JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq -CRASH & BURN5 Day Rentals

Our great friend George from The Best Little Horror House in Philly invited us on his show for a Legal Thriller. 5DR take on the gavel and wigs to slam judgement between George and Machete Greg from The Weekly Podcast Massacre. The boys brought in the muscle of Brantley from Horror Drafts to make sure things went smooth. Thanks to George once again…

THE BOXSET The guys have a long night at the Skuttlebutt where French Stewart shows up the lend a helping hand. Perk joins in and tries to make some sense of the greatest show of the 90's. Slap and tickle is explained. Alex Jones somehow finds his way in. Kron freaks out about Baywatch 24/7 and cocaine might actually be gas. Nate Hands reappears. I…

L.A. Confidential (1997) 5 STAR BANGER Bones takes the boys to LA for a neo-noir filled good time with this 5 STAR BANGER. The guys do some business talk up front. They imagine what the Trump library will be like, share some Batman rankings along with some medical stories. And a strange guest bust in with some weird energy. -Crash and Burn JOIN THE…

The dirty dudes go into the last Rewind of Season 1 with high emotions and their best friends. Nick and Brantley from Horror Drafts sit in to make some long needed changes to The Big List and they do a fantastic job at it. They guys play 2 awesome games and try to make sense of all the exciting things that happened in Season 1. Thanks for all the s…

Welcome back to The Boxset. The dirty dudes are tanned and the hangovers are starting to be a regular thing. The guys bring in DK and Garrett to help with all the insanity that is the best show of the 90's. This time around Hulk fights a gator. The first episode replays itself and of course there is a wolf boy...why not. -Splash and Burn JOIN THE D…

Blacktop (2000) Category: Revenge 4: BIG RIGS Are Back 3/3 Laundry Dan orders up a heavy helping of Meatloaf and brings in another platter of sandwiches with the last movie for Season One. The dirty dudes give advice on talking to the cops. They establish that you should never wear orange pants. LD gets a little emotional and Jennifer Aniston final…

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Category: Revenge 4: BIG RIGS Are Back 2/3 Witness the dirty dudes ride along for a true car dude movie. All Dan and Kron see is Black & Chrome. The guys start up a hat company, get into a physical media discussion and decide that Immortan Joe is right for 2024. They also go into an ongoing investigation about truck cabs. …

Breakdown (1997) Category: Revenge 4: BIG RIGS Are Back 1/3 Thumper hauls in the first pick for the end of Season 1 with his biggest crush Kurt Russel. This donut driven thrill ride has Pulsating Pete doing some very detailed research on big rigs sleep cabins. Meanwhile, Throbbing Bob goes through kidnap scenarios and doesn't know his presidents. L…