Wouldn't it be funny if cartoons were Chinese? No, I'm not talking about Chinese cartoons. I'm specifically talking about cartoons dubbed over by a Chinese guy. We also cast the actors for our brand new movie based on Rock, Paper, Scissors (we will discuss the plot at a later date if this episode gets two upvotes and/or if we feel like it). On top …

Noah is constantly finding teeth everywhere he goes, and the Tooth Fairy won't do anything about it. Colton has a brand new business idea. We also read some 60+ soup jokes and discuss the differences between our Thanksgiving dinners. P.S. The pod picture was not changed to a picture of a buffet because it was downloaded was a WEBP file, just look u…

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This episode starts off like any other classic episode that we've ever released. We even delve into the inner workings of working at Subway, however; enjoyment can't last forever, not when the threat of the worst and most confusing fast food item ever created looms in the back of our minds. The cheesy roll up from Taco Bell is so disturbing, it too…

This one is all about being kidnapped. Join us as we discover who Amber Alert really was, and learn about multiple different kidnappings. Don't worry, it's not all sadness and sniffles, we make sure to leave this episode with a happy ending...relatively speaking of course. I don't know, maybe riddles will cheer everyone up. Have you been kidnapped?…

This episode is a death episode. We start by discussing the presidential assassination attempt that everyone has been talking about. We then move our conversation to the famous killings of the London Stabber. And finally, Noah hatches a plan to enact a new law by explaining Budd Dwyer's death to Governor Tim Walz. When do you think 'Ol James C. is …

It's story time in this one folks. We are leaving the Baja to take you all the way back to the good old days of one year ago to explain what exactly went down when we left on our westward expansion. Storms, coffee, and Cody...those words will mean a lot more to you once you've listened to the episode. Do you have a lobster shirt? 2gleepsdotorg@gmai…

We are going back to school for this one. Colton doesn't remember anything, and Noah remembers too much. There's some talk about the war that happened in Mexico, and we try to get a GED so we can drop out in 8th grade. Also, is Scooby Doo racist? Do you remember 2nd grade? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you know how to crack an egg without making any o…

It's time to find out once and for all if we are smarter than a first grader. Afterwards, we start a group text chain with everyone we graduated with to plan a birthday party...well...not everyone we graduated with. Not everyone we graduated with is that great of a person. You will understand that more once we explain it to you. Also, Colton talks …

Vacation mode activated. The Gleeps are in the Baja. We don't know where that is, but it isn't important. Colton plans to run for office and he explains how he plans to win. A brief discussion occurs about how strokes actually work, which leads into a less brief discussion on whether or not babies like cinnamon. It sort of seems like it's just an a…

2 Gleeps is back, baby! And it's Maypril fools. The Gleeps explain the tribulations that they went through to mourn the passing of the inhabitants of the Titan submersible, and how, after all this time, they were finally able to come to terms with the fact that there was nothing to even mourn about. Ken Jennings has his super hero alter ego exposed…

Happy Valentime, exactly two years after this podcast started, this episode was posted. It is a special episode because I say it is. What makes it special? Doesn't matter. We talk about Asians and apes in this episode...other things too, but the other stuff doesn't matter.2 Gleeps

Not much to bring up about this episode, except that Noah is going through second puberty. He also thoroughly explains how he is saving the world by killing bears. Also, Colton makes a ground breaking discovery about Native American Indians. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com2 Gleeps

Bankmas Eve is back again. Probably a whole lot sooner than you thought. Unless you actually believed that we would only give you 47 minutes worth of Bankmas Eve celebrations this year. Just admit it. You got Bankmas fooled. We managed to get the whole gang together in this episode to discuss credit cards, game shows, and Sprite Remix. You know...a…

This one is all about falling. We want more people to fall and get hurt. WE DO NOT NECESSARILY WISH FOR PEOPLE TO DIE FROM FALLING (though we don't not necessarily wish for it either). Join us as we stumble our way through many different scenarios, and read poems that are only tangentially related. Also, congratulations if you've recently found out…

Bankmas Eve is back again. Join us in celebrating another day that exists solely to give banks another excuse to close for the day. We talk about a lot of things in this episode...and all of them are a secret. I say that mostly because I edited this episode many months ago, and have mostly forgotten what we actually talk about. Enjoy anyway though.…

Ruffles, presidents, philosophers, riddles...this episode has it all. Also, somehow we went an entire episode talking about philosophers without asking who Phil Osopher was, so I put it in the title to forever shame us for missing the most obvious joke of the episode. Thank you, and goodnight. Do you like Ruffle chips? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do yo…

Welcome back to Gleep of Faith. You probably thought this was a one a done series...wrong. This time we discuss everything to do with everyone's favorite drink. But before we talk about breast milk, we also talk a little about everyone's favorite state of matter when it comes to corn...syrup. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…

The Gleeps are officially back with this new batch of episodes. I guess you could even consider this "season 2"...only if you want to though. You don't have to. Colton is having auto problems. Noah is having autoimmune problems. Colton is a terrorist. Noah is inventing Spanish. Colton is an English pacifist Hitler. Noah is solving the "Chunnel Prob…

This is the first ever episode of "Gleep of Faith", our new podcast which is weirdly a little more structured than our normal episodes...not much...but a little. In this one we fully discuss everything to do with Life Alert. That's it. That's the concept. Send an email about your favorite Life Alert. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com …

In this episode we read the forward of "The Treasury of American Humor". That's it. That's the whole episode. Pretend this is the first episode, and that we haven't read literally hundreds of jokes from the book before this. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com2 Gleeps

In this episode we talk about all the greatest people in history: Melanie Mountain Dew, Agent 007 James Bond, Shakespeare, and the 16th president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte. We also talk about opening a bar, and Colton's new found love of martial style art...and milk too. There is a very special guest in this episode, and he is mayor no les…

What would your name be if you were a yacht? What's your all time dream vacation? How do you wanna die? Literally this entire episode is about Martin Luther MLK Jr., Burger King, Crocs, and how the three are all connected. I guess we also talk a little bit about cancer culture too. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…

What is something your brain wants to convince you to do, but you have to fight it? What would be the smartest animal if they could all talk? What movie makes you laugh even after watching it several times? What was your favorite toy when you were a child? This wasn't originally going to be a list episode, but it is now. This is what happens when y…

What is the best name you could think of for a cat? If you have a million, what are the things you wouldn't spend? If you could have lunch with one person from history, who would it be? What's the certain product you couldn't live without? This is an episode about unlimited lunch, the deep history of math, and something sort of akin to a trolley pr…

What was your favorite childhood book? This is a very epic list episode, because we almost forgot it was a list episode. We go over the events of September 10th, 2011...which most people probably remember, but it's still nice to make sure we all have the facts straight. We also spend way too much time talking about human sized things in suits going…

Do you believe in 2nd chances? Would you take it if you had the opportunity to be immortal? That's right...the podcast might be over, but I still have some audio I'm going to post before you can get rid of me completely. In this episode we go over Colton's pick up game, and the most twisted genie that has ever existed. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tglee…

Noah died in Colorado 3 months ago, and I don't have any more episodes besides bonus episodes, so I figured it was time to post this one...the last one. I will still post the bonus episodes that I have, but we will have to wait and see what I do about Friday episodes. In this episode, we put butter in the humidifier, purchase a fountain drink machi…

Do you believe in horoscopes? That's right, we answered one question in this episode. This is a list episode though, don't get confused. If you really want to know our answer to this question, you are going to have to listen to the whole episode. Nice. If you have any suggestions for how I should continue the podcast after the final episode, please…

In an effort to push off posting the final "non-list" episode for one more week, I have Frankenstein'd together a few of our list episodes to feel more like a full episode (I have a lot of list episodes left, so I figured I would give it a try). There are too many questions answered in this episode for me to feasibly type here, so instead I will gi…

What food should taste better than its appearance? Your guess as to what this question means is as good as ours. I'm still extremely confused by this. Just listen to the episode, I'm going to go lie down. ...Head hurt... 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com2 Gleeps

Noah's cousin has a racist dog, another celebrity has finally visited our small little town, we discover how to save the Titan submersible, clowns are running marathons, and Colton is taking a team of prostitutes to escape rooms. That is a pretty succinct way to summarize an episode if I do say so myself. Also..."We don't carrot doesn't matter." Do…

This entire episode is about Orville Redenbees and his grandson Gary Indiana. Let's see if we can figure out the Redenbacher family secret to their popping corn. That's right, not every bonus episode is a list. I am trying to cheat out as many episodes as I can because I am running low. Just to be clear...I have exactly 2 episodes left, and then I'…

Why is Finding Nemo called Finding Nemo? What would you put in your tri fold hat? What was you donkey born with? All of the questions are answered in this episode...or...at the very least, they are mentioned. This episode was originally recorded on April 12th 2023, and was meant to be released if Colton ended up getting lost in Chicago...Colton nev…

Who would you want to trade lives with? If you were given the chance to steal something, what would it be? What type of cuisine would you serve your customers if you owned a 5 star restaurant? What's the fanciest event you have ever attended? Who is your greatest enemy? Can someone please get this episode to Phoebe Gates? Colton is really sorry abo…

Colton is getting into the Vietnam market, Motel 6 is leaving the light on, Clifford is a big red dog, and Graham Crackers are hard to masturbate with. We realize that we are terrible at being terrible, and decide to start a comedy duo exclusively telling Dave Ramsey jokes. Are you a trend setter or a trend forgetter? 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com Do you…

What was the craziest bet you've ever made? Do you believe that love is blind? We spend some time discussing our infamous $500 bet, and Colton brings back his 'Would You Rather' questions. We also discuss how to find your soul mate. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com2 Gleeps

For those that are keen of eye, you might have noticed that this is the original Episode 25. Up until now, this was our only fully deleted episode. Luckily, I just so happened to find it. It has also been mentioned once or twice in other episodes as "The Racist Mickey Episode". I'm just getting extremely desperate to find new episodes to post. I do…

This is a unique episode to say the least. And really that's it. That is literally the least I can say about this episode, while simultaneously being the most I am going to say about this episode. "Somebody please help. I don't know what I'm supposed to do going forward." ~Colton 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…

This one is about sticking leeches on your balls, what Jesus does with his balls, and probably some cool third thing. Colton is back at it again, explaining how he attempts to pick up women, he finally reveals his ethnicity, and reads an ad from the sponsor of this episode - Pillsbury. "You can go down the easy path -- which is the correct way -- o…

How many times have you had your heart broken? What is the first thing you do after getting home from a trip? W-W-W-What are the things you would spend with a billion dollars? How did your parents meat? What is your greatest kitchen mistake? There were a lot of questions in this episode. There was also not a whole lot of good questions in this epis…

Come one, come all, for in this episode we are getting excited and getting ready for the Mortician's Ball. Beyond the obvious, we make sure to delve deep into what the life of a fly looks like, Colton's plans and goals when it comes to seducing pregnant women, how you can expect the 2082 Beijing Olympics to look, and what police officers are up to …

What is one ability you believe everyone should possess? This is an 18 minute episode, and we barely even manage to answer one question from the list. That's right, we are somehow getting worse at answering questions. We mostly spent the time talking about Gordon Ramsay's new show, ravenous dads, and how Noah is expecting to die (in hindsight, alre…

It has become extremely clear now that one of the hosts has time blindness, and the other suffers from a tactile dysfunction. We seek out answers to age old questions such as: "Do islands float?", "What is wasp honey?", "Does Noah need a new hat?", and "Is Alan Dershowitz a good guy?". We also discuss Sherwin Williams' plan to paint the Earth, the …

What would you be if you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life? That is the first question of the list, and the only one we answered. Did we get through all 400 questions before Noah died? The only way to find out is to wait I guess. If you know where in the episode the super secret Rasta Banana is hidden, let us kno…

This is a welding episode...and by that I mean, we are talking a lot about bodies. Topics ranging from Colton's bladder, to a guy that's fatter, to a small guy on a ladder. Really big noses, and really small eyes, and multiple extra really tall guys. Fart heat and bird beak feakal. Freaks, geeks, and Greek people. And after it's over, a story of da…

Are you afraid of ghosts? Could you lift an elephant? What is the worst color ever invented? No. No. Vantablack. There, I just saved you some time. Now you don't have to listen to the episode. You probably still should, but I just wanted to help you out if you happen to find yourself in a hurry. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmail.com…

The band is finally back together. After an extended break, the two hosts are once again under the same roof. Colton is trying to create a metaphor that will permeate modern culture, while Noah is reading about modern culture that has already past (do you see what I did there? You probably thought I used an incorrect spelling of "passed", but I did…

Colton is being a little baby boy and refuses to record with Noah, so the latter is all alone on this one. He's talking about the mailman, and how to deal with him. You are no longer supposed to kill him, there is another plan. Maybe one day the two hosts will stop bickering and podcast like actual adults. 2gleepsdotorg@gmail.com tgleepsdotorg@gmai…

The band is finally back together. After an extended break, the two hosts are once again under the same roof. The only problem is that it's 4 o'clock in the morning. In this one we eplain the premise behind the reality series based on Incredigolf, Mr. Gimp, the first ever episode of the podcast, furries, selling time capsule pills, Medieval educati…