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In this episode: Pastrami sandwich sacrilege. You do NOT heat the meat WITH the bread. Proper order of operations is essential. Heat the meat and cheese, toast the bread, then marry the two. SIMPLE.
What could go wrong with the new concealed carry law in the US? I bet the murder rate will skyrocket this year. Now your average bar fight will be fatal with 25% of the people in the bar packin heat.
Why do people riot after sporting events? Wouldn't it make a lot more sense if the losing teams fans rioted instead of the winning team? Who riots in their own neighborhood anyway??? Would make a lot more sense if the losing teams fans went to the winning team's city and rioted. Guess there is no logic involved when it comes to mob mentality. Subliminal message ..... EAT THE RICH!!!
Prince Albert = daddy issues. File under - what did your daddy do to you? I mean WTF, it's basically like driving a nail through the head of the little colonel.
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