Space spot to build the immune system. Spider man style. Do it up like Bat man. Flip around like Star Wars Luke. The directions are bad and do not match. Hotel tax fine. Leaving notice. Tell me all what the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Late from the eclipse. Thinking about the eclipse too much and bothered by it so I had to taser him. Dissatisfied with the stay due to the eclipse. Getting dark again after the eclipse already happened. The moon and the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Help me while I have the blindfold on. Somebody is taking a bag of garbage outside. The is a light on my computer that shows somebody smoking. Local street lingo blindfolded surprise. They are going to bring me with my … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Protocol for hiding from the FBI. Mint-free zone. Lump sum payment. The FBI owes me money. The name for the second floor is a mint-free zone. Permission to use mint flavor. Tell me the password for your phone. Tell me … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Screaming. Smell tracing. Pockets of weed. Honda or Hyundai. Do not disturb is accurate enough to set traps. Wanting to yell at people at the hotel. You cannot ignore Honda. Doing a burn-out in the parking lot. Devil number. Not … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Live on a Friday. Drinking dead man beer. I do not want to get you in trouble. Turn off those outlets. Blow a whistle inside. Hotel does not get into trouble with you. Borrow the phone number. Dealing with the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Replaced with an electric toilet. Borrowed some headlights. It smells like an elevator here. This is an abandoned building. A place for buckets. Election buckets. Pee bottles. Drank water from the pool. Drinking mystery standing pan water. Eric bucket system … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Documenting other guests. Checked in wrong. Group toilet. Need a screen for the bowl. Permission to smash the window. People watching. 3-D printing a copy of your room key. Started to rain inside. Healing crystals for the man on the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Thinking about fire extinguishers again. Somewhere to bleed a little bit. Found some keys and then lost them in the room and I have somebody else with me to do the fire extinguisher trick to find the keys in the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Everything should be fine as long as you are watching. Getting passed on the right. Just need to delete a couple of your files to make it even. Trying to unlock some cars if you come with me. Having trouble … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Hired to track some guests. Gathering some information. Waiting for people. The point of intervention to intervene between the guests. Doing a search warrant on another guest. A supply order. Found some car keys in the parking lot. Oh Lord. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

There is a sharp dressed man outside. Trying to forget what happened there. Trying to do a strike-out at the hotel. The three strike policy. Nearest strike zone. Go on strike. Guest union. Found some keys in the parking lot. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Bought some stuff from a guy in your parking lot and I do not like it and would like to return it to the man named Lysol. Street justice. Room rebate with parking lot purchase. Buying points out in the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Research chemicals in the hotel room. Setup for a RPT for in the room. More research checmicals. Checking pills to see what they are. Beans and wheat rations for the season. Reinforcements theory to the second floor, whatever you can … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Convincing people to stay at this hotel. It was only doing a pop a tire. Day drinking or all the lights are off and I cannot see the light switch. Pop a tire or cut a brake line as a … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Bad at paying it forward. Found some car keys in the parking lot again but I gave them to somebody else and they did give me some money for them. Switching some ID’s. Checking some ID. Do not detain them. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

I left my Santa hat in your back yard. I seen a Santa creeping around the neighborhood. The ugly one was with you. I lost my belt in the backyard. Looking in your windows for Santa stuff. Found a set … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Nothing listed on my app for the store. Looking for scrap copper and good scrap garbages. I lost the ability to walk in a straight line so sometimes I have to move things around in the store. Have somebody ready … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

We told them on the TV to come here and get stuff. My friend Tommy gave me some mushrooms. That is not my name as I remember it. Giving you some room numbers. I need to buy your keyboard. This … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Put names and pictures up on a billboard outside the hotel. Please go find a hot dog plate. I need a snack dish plate. I am guest services now. Looking for the like button or the thumbs up button. Buying … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Banned if too big. Not allowed to make fun of fat people. I am guest services. Out of arguing. The man in the room left a shoe behind. Bag inspection. Hotel takeover. Different people doing guest services. I bought the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Doing a bribe at the front desk. Accepting tips at the front desk. The location where they pee. The rib sandwich is back. A lot of the big bagel boxes and food waste in the dumpster. Dumpster boxes. Found some … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Turn the lights off and on please. Found a warm spot in the hotel hallway. The girl upstairs is not real. I need to talk to the girl upstairs please. Popping breakers fee. Moving cars with found keys and we … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Connecting to the hotel after disabling an ad-blocker. Calling mom at the hotel. Take the furniture and chairs outside for shelter. Take chairs outside. Cooking fire outside the hotel. Food safety safe cooking fire. The front desk is like city … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Trying to set off a car alarm by kicking it and nobody is helping. Enforcing your rules only for you with your permission. Parking cars that belong to other people switching the cars all around over the long course of … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Approaching other customers in the store because they might be up to something for interrogations. Lock them in the cooler. Magic gas pumps. Handling unexplained things. Tell me how to talk to you and tell you. Seen some stuff you … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Rights and freedoms as a customer in the store. Using traveler checks. I need a name to put on the check for the traveler check. Being on vacation and not able to buy things. Sign the traveler check over to … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Bringing people that are just way too old. Parking based on physical things is messed up. Where ya at. Sit on a cactus and rotate. The smallest amount you got there. Fifty old people in your store. The stink of … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Stuff I can steal for free and put in my pockets. If it fits in my pocket, I can just have it. That mop came from my house. You stole my mop from my house to use at the store. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Room check frequency. Not mad about being naked. I can hear them not washing their hands. I can hear the other guests using the bathroom wrong. Crawl space. You need to excite me and you need to shine. Trying to … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Contacting the pin master. Bringing too many batteries. A backpack full of batteries. Advanced notice and warning for bowling. Not knowing if you are allowed to come down there. Knowing when it is good. The type of touching allowed during … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Opening your door for people that say that they are the police. Writing a comic book in the room and I have a lot of equipment and I have a warehouse. Borrowing a chain for the door. Writing a comic … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Asking about the front desk schedule. This number has the devil in it. The room is secured and sealed for the peanut allergy. Blue bags at the front desk. Food eating schedule. Operating outside of normal business hours. Cheating and … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Trouble finding the hidden microphone. I need a French Braid in the hair. Make sure you don’t drop the soap. Single or multiple people showers. Washing each other like normal brother sister stuff in one shower. Help with getting the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Required amount of people for the required amount of beds. Somebody coming under the table. Double transfer call. Dial this number for me because you are supposed to be the operator. Smoking and smoldering behind the bed. Checking cars for … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Allowed to give food away. Scraps, crumbs, and leavings. Bits and pieces. Trim bags for the dog. Flipping the switches for you. I want ketchup from the food line in the drink instead of the packets. Ordering for the company … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Testing out the new microphone. Not allowed to use reverse psychology on the staff. Accidentally saw an animal give birth. Animals after the exterminator are not in the food dumpster. The animals from the traps. Failed hangup call Caleb and … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Your food is getting stuck in my system everywhere. Eating with stomach problems. I want to order without paying for it. How to make a complaint at there, too much food. Stuck from cooking the rice wrong. Blood beast stuck … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Seven Eleven Day. Test subject. Seventy Six Day. Birthdays. Gifts. Gasoline samples out of the ground. Messing around with the fire extinguishers just for something to do. The trouble scale for fire extinguishers. I am a gasoline scientist. The wrong … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Fireworks that are allowed for today only because this is the day. Snake sparkler breads. The closeness allowed for a firework. Calling from the phone company direct dial to the room priority orange. A bad work order. They lied about … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Local Access TV. Vote for the room vote. Vehicle no longer passes emissions. The purpose of room phones. You have to tell me your room number. Special tips for the house people. The phone does not work and the name … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

I just want to do my own thing. Dog bite from the hotel. Receiving not the middle finger pointed down from somebody else. I gave them the finger and flipped them off. Reporting a celebrity sighting. A percentage of a … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Bringing different people down there. Tell them to go easy on me. I do not know the words. It bothers me because I am stupid. I saw somebody stealing from the store and they said I would understand when I … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Bitten by a goose. Golf bags full of candy. Handing out candy in the parking lot. Candy to smooth things over. Giving away extra food. The food bag was folded badly. Growling animals outside. Expected drive-thru damages. Safe to feed … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Food requirements. Food machine. Things to be scared of down there. Feeling afraid. She said spooking. Much more scarier. Watch the training videos for new employees. Customer training video with cash deposit. Not sure about being worried. Laps around the … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

I do not like these cars here. Drive differently. Heard of that one website. Just get a free one. Tell us what it was like yesterday. Ask about tomorrow today. Threaten customers with litigation. File charges on another customer. Breathe … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Discipline methods. The issue with listening. Ethics hotline on discipline. A fax mail. Face description. Attractive people hired at the store. Friendly policies. Use the bathroom outside and too many cameras. Flipping their switches for them. Children safety area. Front … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Child safety rating. Checking outside for child safety. I had to bash one of them. The parking lot situation and you had to bash them. Bad soap. You do not even check outside anymore. The guy just left. Feet kicking. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Private secret shopping. Allowed to have a secret in the store. Keeping a secret that no one should know about. Somebody has a secret. Handling secrets. Secret process. Pay for my tab at the store. Settle up my store tab. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com

Charge me twice for the buffet. Bring me food in the bathroom if you count it against me. Stay for the entire day at the buffet with your food and laptop. Too much food on the plate at the buffet. … Continue reading →WastedMemory.com