On this episode, we discuss Malignant (2021, directed by James Wan.) Meanwhile, Lawrence gets dragged into discussing dragussy, Rahul and the ants have a rematch, and Brandon appreciates trophy craftsmanship. Recommendation Clarkson’s Farm (2021, directed by Gavin Whitehead) Black River Orchard by Chuck Wendig Rahul’s Chest Caution Pearl (2022, dir…

On this episode, we discuss the incomplete episode of Dark Fantasy, Convoy to Atlantis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM1rr-hulxo). Meanwhile, Ronnie excoriates the past for its stupidity, Dan roasts a man for not keeping up with the geological literature, Ronald explains the Atlantean economy, Rahul wilds out, and Lawrence knows a suspicious amo…

On this epsiode, we finally finish our Resident Evil series by watching Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson). Meanwhile, Rahul adores a door, Brandon uses Wesker's boredom to explain the film, Lawrence is a bigger creep than usual, and Ronald refuses to give Paul W.S. Anderson the respect he deserves. Recommendati…

On this episode, we discuss Season of the Witch (2011, directed by Dominic Sena). Meanwhile, Ronald is a witch-denier, Lawrence’s fetishes are revealed,and Rahul struggles with premises. Recommendations Nickelodeon All Star Brawl 2 (2023, Fair Play Labs) Band of Brothers (2001, created by Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg) The GTA 6 trailer (https://w…

On this epsiode, we return to where it all began, and discuss "The Stuff of Dreams" (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/236-the-stuff-of-dreams.html). Meanwhile, Lawrence recalls an embarrassment, Dan stiltedly recounts college adventures, and Ronnie calls out Lawrence’s strange preoccupations. Also, please note that Lawrence did eventually look it up …

On this episode, we discuss the very boring movie xXx: State of the Union (2005, Lee Tamahori). Meanwhile, Lawrence exercises caution, Brandon ponders Willem DaFoe’s plans, Rahul revels in chaos and suffering, and Ronald is astonished that a movie with this much action could be this boring. Recommendations One Cut of the Dead (2017, Shinichiro Ueda…

On this episode, we discuss BlackMale (2000, directed by Mike Baluzy and George Baluzy.) Meanwhile, Dan is haunted by the film, Lawrence finds a kindred spirit, and Ronnie loves The White Guy from Mantis. Recommendations The Work of Doris Piserchia Brawl in Cell Block 99 (2017, directed by S. Craig Zahler) Nightcrawler (2014, directed by Dan Gilroy…

On this episode, we discuss The CBS Radio Mystery Theater episode The Tell-Tale Heart (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/202-the-tell-tale-heart.html). Meanwhile, Lawrence recounts thrilling tales of security clearance decisions, Ronald’s psychopathic nature rears its head, and Rahul waxes poetic about a knife fight. Recommendations The Expanse (2015-…

On this episode, we reflect on the year that came before. Meanwhile, Lawrence is in love with 2025: The World Held Hostage by The Virus and wants to kiss it and marry it, Rahul struggles to remember his past genius, and Ronald is a gamer. Books Lawrence The Hollows by Daniel Church Ogres by Adrian Tchaikovsky Lost Girl by Adam Nevill Cold Moon Over…

On this episode, we discuss the delightfully stupid movie Virtuosity (1995, directed by Brett Leonard). Meanwhile, Rahul is defeated by an ant, Lawrence is lied to by an exterminator, and Ronald reveals too much. Recommendation The Rental (2020, directed by Dave Franco) A Dark Song (2016, directed by Liam Gavin) Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023, di…

On this episode, we discuss the divisive film Resident Evil: Retribution. Meanwhile, Brandon is genuinely baffled by The Red Queen’s motives, Rahul explains Pyramid Head society, Lawrence explains cyborgs, and Ronald is brutally owned. Recommendation No One Will Save You (2023, directed by Brian Duffield) Cautions Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (…

On this episode, we discuss an episode of Dark Fantasy called "Superstition be Hanged" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnOmFTgdxxc). Meanwhile, Rahul is infuriatingly skeptical of tiny horses, Lawrence recalls tales of swords and circuses, and Ronald writes some Boston Legal fanfic. Plus, the fellas get into a lore off, and Lawrence somehow confus…

On this episode, we discuss 1984's Dune. Meanwhile, Brandon is generally baffled, Jeff Bezos rips Lawrence off, Dan is so charmed by the film, and Rahul is charmed by a terrifying demon child. Plus, a special guest appearance from Lawrence’s racist book. Recommendations Baldur’s Gate 3 (2023) Celestine: The Living Saint by Andy Clark Talk to Me (20…

On this episode, we discuss Resident Evil: Afterlife, which is stupid, but kind of fun. Meanwhile, Lawrence redresses the balance, Ronald has a genius accent explanation, Rahul loves Pyramid Head, and Brandon calls out Wesker’s hypocrisy. Recommendations Baki Hanma (2021, directed by Toshiki Hirano) Burn Notice (2001, created by Matt Nix) Dredd (20…

On this episode, we discuss the faintly disappointing CBS Radio Mystery Theater episode "The Horror of Dead Lake" (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/428-the-horror-of-dead-lake.html). Meanwhile, Ronald engages in rank leech apologia, Lawrence deploys several accents, and Rahul taunts his cats with cubes. Recommendation Black Adder (1983-1989, created …

On this episode, we talk about the fantastic 1989 film Tango and Cash (directed by Andrei Konchalovsky). Meanwhile, Ronald is viciously owned, Rahul explains the southwestern lifestyle, Lawrence’s death wish makes another uncomfortably appearance, Dan vibes insanely hard with the movie, and Brandon is genuinely baffled by the film. Recommendations …

In this episode, the gang recaps Resident Evil 3: Extinction. Meanwhile, Ronald defends Paul W.S. Anderson, Brandon reviews Diablo, Lawrence reveals a shameful obsession, and Rahul physically cannot finish a movie. Recommendations The Other Two (2019 -) starring Drew Tarver, Helene Yorke, Case Walker Operation Avalanche (2016) directed by Matt John…

On this episode, we discuss The Pope's Exorcist (2023, directed by Julius Avery.) Meanwhile, Ronald endorses prop comedy, Lawrence explores the transitive property of accents, and Rahul, once again, discusses power levels. And kuru is mentioned. Recommendations Rick Steves Best of the Alps (2022, directed by Simon Griffith) The Bear season 2 (2023,…

On this episode, we discuss the slight but fun Dark Fantasy episode "The Headless Dead" (https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/thriller/dark-fantasy/the-headless-dead-1942-01-23). Meanwhile, Dan spins a theory, Rahul recalls monkey horror, Lawrence drinks oil and slanders Italians, and Lawrence and Rahul launch Dan’s political career. Recommendatio…

On this episode, we discuss Resident Evil Apocalypse (2004, directed by Alexander Witt). Meanwhile, Lawrence’s poor engineering skills are revealed, Ronald slanders a good dog who did a good thing (presumably because he is jealous), Rahul is down bad, and Brandon judges the movie for its cinema sins. And kuru IS mentioned. Recommendations X (2022, …

On this episode, we discuss Of Unkown Origin (1983, directed by George P. Cosmatos.) Meanwhile, Ronald questions Rat Facts, Lawrence argues against rationality, and Brandon invokes the noble bear. Recommendations The Master (2012, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson) Stranger Than Fiction (2006, directed by Marc Forster) The Pope’s Exorcist (2023, dir…

On this episode, we finally introduce Dan to Elspeth Eric, listening to the surprisingly restrained Sunset to Sunrise (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/81-sunset-to-sunrise.html.) Meanwhile, Lawrence explains the secret to a happy marriage, Rahul ponders prehistoric humor, Dan describes something insanely cool, and Ronald horrifies his fellows. Recom…

In this episode, we kick off our Resident Evil revisit with the necessary but disappointing Resident Evil (2002). Meanwhile, Lawrence talks cargo, Ronald questions the Red Queen’s method, Rahul explains the Umbrella corporate charter, and Brandon’s style is appreciated. Recommendations The Night Agent (2023, created by Shawn Ryan) Cunning Folk by A…

On this episode, we discuss the agreeably batty Jeff Bridges film "7th Son" (2014, directed by Sergei Bodrov). Meanwhile, Lawrence is a master of accents, Rahul fails to heed Lawrence’s kuru warnings, and Ronald is a nerd. Recommendations The Raid: Redemption (2011, directed by Gareth Evans) Beef (2023, created by Lee Sung Jin) Owning a tungsten cu…

On this episode, we discuss the agreeably demented Dark Fantasy episode "Curse of the Neanderthal" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3pI_x9taGA). Meanwhile, Rahul grapples with his past bullying, Dan ponders Albanian pirates, Lawrence recalls his grandfather, and Ronald is not allowed to recommend or caution. Recommendations Tangelos Cold Moon over…

On this very special episode, Rahul and Brandon talk Prometheus (2012). Meanwhile, Rahul ponders the darkness of the human heart, Brandon loves vocational irony, and both are charmed by homophones. Recommendations Barbarian (2022, Directed by Zach Cregger) The Dan John's Easy Strength Omnibook by Dan John Cautions Daybreak (2019, Created by Brad Pe…

On this episode, we discuss the absolutely insane Dark Fantasy episode "Men Call Me Mad" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYgxoVv6T8). Meanwhile, Lawrence advises discretion, Rahul is sexually frustrated, Dan recounts how cool he was in high school, and Ronald explores the extended Scooby Doo universe. Recommendations: Beasts Before Us: The Untold…

On this episode, we watch the wretched but hilarious movie, 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus (2021, directed by Joshua Wesely and Simon Wesely). Meanwhile, Lawrence responds to vile slander, Ronald is incandescently angry, and Rahul leans hard into body horror. Also, we keep getting the title wrong, but do not care. Recommendations JoJo's Bizarr…

On this episode, we discuss the pretty good but strangely unmemorable Fear on Four episode Gobble, Gobble (https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/drama/fear-on-four/fear-on-four-92-12-24-34-gobble-gobble). Also, Lawrence gets weirdly defensive about liking a movie, Dan explains southern cuisine, Rahul is undone, and Ronald constructs the perfect tra…

On this episode, we discuss the very bad Guy Pierce movie "Disturbing the Peace" (2022.) Meanwhile, Lawrence is charmed by Horse Cave, Kentucky, and Ronald is very angry. Recommendations Tulsa King (2022, created by Taylor Sheridan) Plane (2023, directed by Jean-François Richet) Cautions Doc Hollywood (1991, directed by Michael Caton-Jones) Raya an…

In this episode, the gang talks about the incredible Quite Please episode "The Thing on the Fourble Board," (https://www.quietplease.org/episodes/the-thing-on-the-fourble-board-60.html) from the Quiet Please show. Meanwhile, Dan talks dinos, Rahul doesn't finish what he started, Ronald becomes a Jack Ryan apologist, and Lawrence gets to discuss his…

On this episode, we discuss the fairly forgettable 2006 film Poseidon. Meanwhile, Rahul gets obsessed with screws, Lawrence is a disgusting pig person, and Ronald wants Wesker. Recommendation Andor (2022, created by Tony Gilroy) A Wounded Fawn (2022, directed by Travis Stevens) Bullet Train (2022, directed by David Leitch) Caution Willow (2022, dev…

On this two-hander episode, we discuss the infuriating CBS Radio Mystery Theater episode "The Beheading" (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/895-the-beheading.html). Meanwhile, Ronald imagines pranks, Lawrence tells a classic Rahul story, and Rahul, though absent, still bedevils Ronald. Recommendations The Vessel by Adam Nevill Ramy Season 3 (2019, cre…

On this episode, we discuss the profoundly demented CBS Radio Mystery Theater Episode "The Slave" (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/303-the-slave.html). Meanwhile, Dan explains how cool he was in high school, Lawrence ponders masturbatory possibilities, Ronald gets genuinely angry at the episode, and Rahul masters the Quantum Realm. Recommendations G…

On this episode, we reflect on a year and a half of podcasting. And talk about poop. Also, Ronald triumphs, Rahul compares and contrasts Beyonce and Taylor Swift, and Lawrence gives Johnny No-Hinges the perfect Christmas present. And, another cameo from Lawrence’s racist book. Recommendations: Chainsaw Man (2022, dircted by Ryu Nakayama) Soft & Qui…

On this episode, we discuss the excellent 1998 film Blade. Meanwhile, Rahul explains vampiro-linguistics, Lawrence remembers a weird lie, and Ronald finally beats the djinn Recommendations Pearl (2022, directed by Ti West) Barbarian (2022, directed by Zach Cregger) Sturgill Simpson Presents Sound & Fury (2019, directed by Junpei Mizusaki) Cautions …

On this monster episode, we discuss: The Dunwich Horror by H.P. Lovecraft "The Dunwich Horror" by Suspense (https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/thriller/suspense/the-dunwich-horror-1945-11-01) The Dunwith Horror (1970), Directed by Daniel Haller The Dunwich Horror (2009), Directed by Leigh Scott Castle Freak (2020), Directed by Tate Steinsiek Mea…

On this episode, we discuss the Price of Fear episode "Out of the Mouths" (https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/thriller/price-of-fear-the/price-of-fear-83-06-20-304-out-of-the-mouths). Meanwhile, Dan talks trains, Rahul kills birds, Ronald explains where Socrates REALLY got his ideas, and Lawrence loses it. Also, another cameo from Lawrence’s rac…

For this episode, we discuss the novel Krieg by Steve Lyons. Meanwhile, Lawrence identifies WAY too much with the Krieg, and Ronald and Rahul talk about poop for over 30 minutes. Recommendations Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky Avengement (2019), directed by Jesse V. Johnson Cautions: Ip Man 4 (2019), directed by Wilson Yip The Night House (2…

On fhis episode, we discuss the Beyond Midnight episode ‘The House was a Sphinx’ (https://youtu.be/MuWXLLINbUw). Meanwhile, Ronald fails, Rahul thinks about becoming an addict, and Lawrence knows too much about Santa porn. Recommendations: The Man From Toronto (2022, directed by Patrick Hughes) Overfiend by David Annandale The Orville Cautions: You…

On this episode, we discuss the 1995 film Congo. Meanwhile, Lawrence bedevils Taco Bell employees, Rahul harnesses a satellite to destroy his foes, and Ronald constructs a very elaborate fan-fiction. Recommendations: Nope (2022) Resurrection (2022) Relic (1997) Caution: Underwater (2020) Plug Bird eating fish : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEleV…

On this episode, we discuss the very eerie Nightfall episode Hypnotized (https://archive.org/details/tr8siubwtojwxjiu9ovrrtdrsbu4fn3cmgf18pwx). Meanwhile, Lawrence fucks up inexcusably, Dan knows theology, Rahul recalls high school, and Ronald tells a bald-faced lie to the audience. Recommendations: Grass by Sheri S. Tepper The Life and Times of Ti…

On this episode, we talk about the 1997 film Spawn. Meanwhile, Lawrence continues to be a perv, Rahul proves he should never have kids, and Ronald finally holds Lawrence accountable.Bad Time Radio

On this episode, we discuss Ambrose Bierce's excellent The Damned Thing (https://www.gutenberg.org/files/23172/23172-h/23172-h.htm), the inscrutable Tobe Hooper Masters of Horror epsiode The Damned Thing(https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805419/), and the utterly baffling CBS Radio Mystery Theater Episode The Damned Thing (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episod…

On this episode, we discuss the very fun 2020 movie Unhinged, starring Russell Crowe. Meanwhile, Lawrence will not stop talking about You’re Next, Dan is a good dad, Rahul proposes log-based twists, and Ronald reveals the dark secrets of IHOP. You can find the Canon Ball Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-canon-ball/id120255845…

On this episode, we discuss the fairly bland Inner Sanctum episode "The Shadow of Death" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKC17_0ACAg). Meanwhile, Claude tries to Lipton-pill the gang, Ronald explores policing, and Lawrence recounts a bad date. Claude's Recipe: On stovetop bring 2.5 cups of stock (chicken or veg) to a boil after adding a pinch of s…

On this episode, we discuss the truly dire 1978 film Night Creature. Meanwhile, Rahul considers a new career, Lawrence expounds on tiger fighting, and Ronald ponders Godzilla.Bad Time Radio

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On this very digressive episode, we discuss the Dark Fantasy episode "The Man With The Scarlet Satchel" (https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/thriller/dark-fantasy/the-man-with-the-scarlet-satchel-1942-03-06). Meanwhile, Lawrence explains how to eat chicken wings, Rahul's electrical engineering is put to the test, and Ronald explains the secret so…

On this first episode of our new side show, Lawrence and Claude discuss the excellent Poe story 'The Masque of the Red Death,' the fun Roger Corman film 'The Masque of the Red Death,' and the utterly demented CBS Radio Mystery Theater episode 'The Masque of the Red Death' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNng_yXsqH8). Meanwhile, Lawrence talks at s…