Send us a text TW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates. Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents! Before diving into the Diddy dirt, Brooke and Mandy read your responses from Instagram. Did you submit some tea or freaky tales? You just may hear your chisme on the…

Send us a text Election season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed …

Send us a text In this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts of plans could benefit the American people. Brooke and Mandy talk about hair extensions and drama stemming from Hulu’s reality show, The Secret Lives…

Send us a text This episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af. Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a delay in publishing… so what?), but not so much about the sports. Think medals and how pole vaulters would display them. We cover childhood photos, body…

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Send us a text Join the ladies this week as they try the latest TikTok trend of sharing trauma and candy. Only a portion of the Trauma Salad will be served. Full Trauma Salad to be aired separately. Now back to the regularly scheduled pop culture pop-off… Brooke and Mandy talk about the Paris Olympics, again. It’s a solid bronze medal conversation.…

Send us a text This week’s installment of Smeared Mascara tells you everything and nothing about San Bernardino softball, horror conventions, and athlete breeding. Mandy can’t hide her hyper fixation with tooth gems, and Brooke updates us with the latest from the Paris Olympics. Grab your baguette and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. If…

Send us a text Listen to Brooke and Mandy recap their Independence Day celebrations and customer service frustrations. DMV & certain hotel employees, we’re talking about YOU! Press ‘PLAY’ on your devices and enjoy another installment of Smeared Mascara! TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they adjust to a new “hot weather”recording schedule. Mandy describes her insta-worthy anniversary celebration, and Brooke breaks down the little league drama on and off the field. Some hot topics of this episode are: the presidential debate, project 25, France’s poop protest, and body image issu…

Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar with this Pulitzer Prize winning rapper from Compton because this episode will catch you up on this royal performer’s pop culture significance. Brook…

Send us a text In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss their worldwide reach and how this positively affects mankind, Bridgerton-Core, summer break snacks, and Geishas. So put on your rainbow petticoats because it’s PRIDE, bitches! 🌈 As always, there is mature content discussed. Put the bebés down for a nap and enjoy the show. TikTok Insta…

Send us a text Enjoy another fun filled episode as Mandy and Brooke go off the rails once again. It’s hot in the Smeared Mascara studio so you will hear the subtle sound of an industrial strength fan during the episode. The ladies are extra chatty! They discuss the benefits of therapy, and how Brooke is the IUD Whisperer. Summer topics like concert…

Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy cover Kevin Gates and his words of inspiration, women’s health, Native American influence in our childhoods, and 90's love stories. Mandy’s new g-ride is revealed, and Brooke recounts the Memorial Day family reunion in the wilderness. Expect bad language, shit talking and ramblings. This is Smeared Mascara …

Send us a text This week’s episode is a spicy one! Brooke and Mandy start off talking about the usual pop culture moments, but one TikTok in particular leads the ladies on a very descriptive journey. No bebès or tender ears need to hear this content. This is definitely mature content. So strap yourselves in and get ready for a memorable journey. Ti…

Send us a text In this week’s episode you’ll hear Mandy and Brooke talk about how magical and blessed their Mother’s Day was. No, seriously… the ladies discuss the latest pop culture topics like the return of the Simple Life and Burt Kreischer’s cooking podcast. Brooke shares how she contributes to family texts and Mandy updates us on the woes of c…

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Send us a text Put your Freakum Dress on listeners. This week Mandy and Brooke talk about the 2024 prom season … southern style, thin tip pens, and fast walkers. You’ll be inspired by the ladies as they sing their version of the song Unwritten. All that and hella more on this week’s episode of Smeared Mascara TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…

Send us a text In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the significant astrological effects of the recent eclipse. They consulted with their spiritual advisors and realized people were eclipsing all over the place. Were you affected? So get those special glasses and eat some Tums, because Brooke and Mandy are are being hella Taurus and …

Send us a text Join the ladies this Violent Tuesday, Mandy and Brooke chop it up about the latest in pop culture, fart jokes, and hunky Jesus. Buckle up for this bumpy ride. As always not for young ears. Remember to give us a call at 925-307-6672 with any thoughts, comments or ideas. TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…

Send us a text Join us for your weekly dose of shit talking with Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy discuss the latest in the Diddy drama, dirty cars and bad parking, mucho machismo. Pop in your AirPods because the language is mature. Remember to download and share Give us a call at 1-925-307-6672 share your comments, thoughts, show topic …

Send us a text Let your crazy hair down like when you were a girl in the Bronx while you listen to this week's episode. Hate motivates Mandy and Brooke this week as they take a deep dive into pop culture. As always pop in those earbuds as content is explicit. TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text Welcome to the red carpet! On this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the Academy Awards, a fascinating hobby of creating and collecting Reborn dolls, and finding our Third Spaces. So put on your fancy pants and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…

Send us a text In this week’s episode, the slaydies discuss Brooke’s adventure to Palm Springs and some rather aggressive sporty spices, while Mandy gives a recap of a Barbie-licious bridal shower. So charge up the Tesla because we’re going on a virtual road trip with the chatty babes of Smeared Mascara. Honk honk, bitches! TikTok Instagram YouTube…

Send us a text As the title suggest, Brooke and Mandy are taking you for a wld ride in this episode. When the ladies switch up their recording schedule, exhaustion and delusion take over. There are so many tangents taken and too many topics covered. So hop into our mini truck and buckle up! Vroom vroom, bitches!! TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…

Send us a text In this week’s episode of Smeared Mascara, the ladies cover the Super Bowl halftime performances, celebrity sightings, and TikTok’s reaction videos. Brooke schools Mandy on all the TikToks and pop culture moments she’s missed. Don’t miss out on the visuals for this episode! Check our socials for the ultimate podcast ending. 👏🏻👏🏻 TikT…

Send us a text This week’s episode covers pressing topics like the upcoming Super Bowl and Taylor Swift’s political influence. Brooke and Mandy continue their JT hateration, while delving into the City of Fremont appreciation. The ladies talk about Valentines Day in the 90s, and the miracle of the Minnesota sheet cake. TikTok Instagram YouTube Chan…

Send us a text This week the ladies discuss celebrity beef. Listen to Brooke and Mandy break down the Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion drama, and hear their opinions on Britney and Justin’s battle for supremacy on the iTunes Charts. As always there will be hundreds of other topics woven into the episode because adult ADHD is real. So pop in the …

Send us a text Join Mandy and Brooke as they dissect the Barbie movie and women's empowerment. Hear how they whip shitties, and what mob wife style means to them. Put on your shades and grab your furs, because the ladies are feisty this week! TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy "drag" their booties out on a Sunday night, discuss the Golden Globes and Katt Williams. Put in the Airpods, content is explicit as always. Follow, like, share, and subscribe! TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s second season. The ladies are bringing in the New Year with a cleanse and conversation that ranges from goals to Uncle Luke. Enjoy! TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text In this episode the ladies cover cults, movies, Christmas and the Eiffel Tower. As always air pods in, as content is definitely mature. TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text Join us for our post Thanksgiving/ Mandy's shitty birthday wrap up. We'll cover THE lunch from hell , childhood bullies, Mr. Nate Jackson, along with chakra problems and 80's pop culture. You know the us(ual). TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text Join Mandy and Brooke this Thanksgiving Eve for an in-depth discussion of Thanksgiving past, present and future. Pop in your earbuds and get to preparing the turkey and rage cleaning as we giggle through hell...oops holidays. As always follow, like, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. TikTok Instagram Yo…

Send us a text Spiral up with the ladies as they spiral up and discuss this year's Halloween among 38 other topics. As always like, follow, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy discuss Brit's new book, Thanksgiving planning and final touches for Halloween. They reveal which budding sport they’d like to introduce to the Bay Area, and will keep you chuckling while listening. Put the earmuffs on the babies and enjoy this expletive filled and ADHD fueled entertainment. TikTok Instagra…

Send us a text In this episode Mandy and Brooke discuss their funerals. This is a much more intimate talk than they may let on. Of all of their episodes this will give you a huge look into the inner workings of these ladies. Locations, playlists, expectations, along with a host of other requests will be covered. So pour one out and laugh along whil…

Send us a text Brooke and Mandy ADD all over this weeks episode. Join in for another fun filled ride. As always follow, like, share, subscribe. Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text This week Brooke and Mandy record as Uncle Baby Billy and Judy Gemstone to kick off their favorite season, Halloween. Hot topics this week include the Righteous Gemstones, Travis and Taylor, fringe Jersey Shore alumni, and 90's tv. Don't forget to follow us on our socials: TikTok, Instagram, Threads and now on YouTube! Find us at: @s…

Send us a text Funky Friday returns! This week Mandy and Brooke discuss the life coach to zaddy pipeline, yoni steaming , the 1983 Raiders as well as teen heartthrobs, James Spader and Jake Ryan. Put on your Airpods and get in the Zaddy Zone because you're about to smear your mascara! As always, hide your children or anyone with sensitive ears. Don…

Send us a text Welcome to the latest edition of Smeared Mascara Podcast. The ladies take a look back at the VMA's, SF Bay Area legends, and Lauren Bobert on their very first episode of Funky Friday Extra Content... TikTok Instagram YouTube ChannelSmeared Mascara Podcast

Send us a text On this week's episode Brooke and Mandy hit topics such as Grand Zaddies , life and TikTok. It's time to send the kiddies to bed and listen to these GenX mamacitas spew hilarious randomness for your entertainment. Don't forget to follow us on our socials: TikTok, Instagram, Threads, and now YouTube! Find us at @smearedmascarapodcast …

Send us a text This week Mandy and Brooke discuss 9/11, surviving the 80's, and more shit talk, literal shit talk. Pop in your Airpods and send your bébés away, the language gets spicy!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/smeared-mascara-pod/message TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel…

Send us a text Join the ladies this week as they discuss current, hard hitting topics, such as Burning Man, the random man from Atlanta, and Coach Prime. This episode also contains some "naughty talk" so make sure your bébés are out of earshot. Don't forget to DM us on Instagram or TikTok at Smeared Mascara Podcast with any topic suggestions, thoug…

Send us a text In the premier episode of Smeared Mascara the Podcast, listen to Mandy and Brooke discuss day to day life as two smoking hot Gen X moms from the Bay. Come smear your mascara with us while we navigate motherhood, menopause and everything in between. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/smeared-mascara-p…